Closet fascist

An Antifa member.

Antifa is full of closet fascists even though they speak out against fascism

by Kayle223212 August 23, 2017

Closet Pedo

An adult male that jumps out of children´s closets

A closet pedo is an adult jumping out of a closet and saying"I´m moist" to an underaged kid in a deep and raspy voice.

by Sinorox February 25, 2019

closet dancer

a referance to homosexuality; A homosexual person who has not told his family or friends that he is homosexual

subject A "you dance to steps?"
subject B "yeh but dont tell my parents"

subject b is a closet dancer

by Dave October 27, 2003

closet johnson

A wrestling move from magic johnson in the late 70's when he wrestled asian buisness men

"get off me or ima give you the fattest closet johnson"

by closet johnson January 18, 2009

Closet Beagle

Usually found in the Mid-west, a renouned breed of dog that resides 100% of it's life in a "Ginger"'s closet. The Closet Beagle and the Ginger usually bond for life, creating an inner world of fantasy and illusions. The most notable Closet Beagle was "Bagel", owned by a Ginger in Kansas, Bagel became the mascot of mid-west started "Kult", a transendental meditaion group whos core value set revolves around the Duality of Man.

You know, Ben certainly is a Closet Beagle, always alone and only associates with Gingers.

by Quart-a-Milk April 2, 2010

closet kicker

a homosexual male that kicks other men in the testicles to hide their gayness. They are also frustrated that their penis size it abnormally small so they feel other men should be the same size they do this by kicking them in the testicles

Johnny kicked me in the balls the other day must be because he's a closet kicker

by rhino-potamous June 23, 2010

closet snatcher

any female who deliberately goes on the pull to entice guys to turn back straight

I love this new gay bar there are so many fit guys round here. Oh no look out there is a hot girl over there. She must be one of those "closet snatchers"!

by Madmordigon May 21, 2010