Christian

An annoying guy who has a incredibly small dangle and has a tendency to start fires. Often loves to suck hefty cock.

Sean: Hey have you seen that guy Christian?
Ged: Yeah, what a douche!
Robert: I think he's cool...
Sean and Ged: Get out.

by jabal June 2, 2010

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A person who believes in God the Father, Son (Jesus), and the Holy Spirit as the Creator of everything good in this world, accepts Him into their heart and submit to the direction of the Holy Spirit. That's it. However, this person has a lifestyle that follows because of the change of heart the Holy Spirit gives them. A lifestyle as such: This person believes the bible to be completely true and knows how to interpret it. This person follows Jesus to the best of their ability and asks for forgiveness when they fail. This person is humble and Holy Spirit led instead of emotion led. This person doesn't justify sin. This person tells others about Jesus because of their love and compassion for humanity so that we can all live in paradise with Him as we were meant to from the beginning.

Shawna is such a devout Christian. She is humble, loving, compassionate, bold, confident, non-judgmental, obedient, prayerful, wise and patient.

by Joshua Cadence September 2, 2015

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Christian is a boy who leads girls on and doesn't actually go through with the relationships. He is a super hot guy with good style and is actually sweet once you get to know him.

Damn, I'm so confused.. he's such a Christian..

by Tootbooger July 7, 2016

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ChRiStIaNiTy

Jasper, Jasper, Jasper, Jasper.

Jasper, how is your ChriStIaNity going?

by dingoogoo June 27, 2019

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Christian

Some melon head wanker who fiddles with year two kids and has ears like dobby and teeth like bugs fucking bunny. His head looks like a baked bean gone wrong and his mum sewed up his anus because he deserved it. His breath stinks of his mums chicken curry and will never make it in life because he is a nonce and he is in Set 8.

Christian's dad's condom split and the cunt managed to be born. This prick needs to die.

by Kiddie-Fiddler July 11, 2019

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