I lived with a buddy who was always so intense about everything around the house. No one did the dishes, someone drank his beer so we ended up calling him Captian intensity
A buddy who is intense about everything
A buddy who is intense about everything
Dude I fucked Tammy last night
Man thats my girlfreind bro
Chill out captain intensity I used a rubber
Man thats my girlfreind bro
Chill out captain intensity I used a rubber
by Tyler Bohannon March 5, 2007
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2. The stance Captain Morgan is doing on a bottle of Captain Morgan Spiced Rum.
2. The stance Captain Morgan is doing on a bottle of Captain Morgan Spiced Rum.
1. I use the Captain Morgan Stance to insert my tampon. How do you?
2. Man1: Why does that guy have his foot up on the keg? Man2: Hes doing the Captain Morgan Stance. Hes got the captain in him.
2. Man1: Why does that guy have his foot up on the keg? Man2: Hes doing the Captain Morgan Stance. Hes got the captain in him.
by Colonel Dougherty September 1, 2009
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The response by Russia over the "Soviet Russia" sensation. A place where corporate greed, excess, and the all-around idea of "Only In 'Merica" dominate....
...except in reversal.
...except in reversal.
In Capitalist America, bank rob you!
In Capitalist America, food eat you!
In Capitalist America, government elect you!
In Capitalist America, food eat you!
In Capitalist America, government elect you!
by politico18 October 23, 2011
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Arthur Anderson was the biggest failboat captain of modern times.
Many of the Roman Emperors. (Think: instead of, I will not negotiate with terrorists, think: Non spectabo cum tribus, or I will not meet with tribes.)
Adolf Hittler. (He was high too, maybe that got him promoted from ensign.)
George Bush narrowly avoid the title because America somehow survived.
Arthur Anderson was the biggest failboat captain of modern times.
Many of the Roman Emperors. (Think: instead of, I will not negotiate with terrorists, think: Non spectabo cum tribus, or I will not meet with tribes.)
Adolf Hittler. (He was high too, maybe that got him promoted from ensign.)
George Bush narrowly avoid the title because America somehow survived.
by Montantanto January 28, 2009
Get the failboat captain mug.Basically every one in Washington. They give money to people who cannot work because they would rather sit at home. What they should do is use the money and use it to fix roads, thus creating jobs. They also could stop handing out money to the corporate America for doing nothing but hurting America by keeping all the money to themselves.
by nnggffdd June 29, 2011
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An impossible project created by Richland Collegiate High School to inflict pain and unnecessary torture upon the seniors of the program.
A paper composed of roughly 15 pages of BS in MLA or APA format that is usually finished seconds before the due date. The project also includes a working model/representation of whatever the BS paper was suppose to explain.
A paper composed of roughly 15 pages of BS in MLA or APA format that is usually finished seconds before the due date. The project also includes a working model/representation of whatever the BS paper was suppose to explain.
A: Hey wanna go out this weekend?
B: I can't
A: Why?
B: I have stupid senior capstone
A: Forget that! Just throw something together night before
like everyone else.
B: OK!
Man that assignment was pointless! It was such a senior capstone.
B: I can't
A: Why?
B: I have stupid senior capstone
A: Forget that! Just throw something together night before
like everyone else.
B: OK!
Man that assignment was pointless! It was such a senior capstone.
by napkin fiasco November 14, 2009
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