Masturbation Burn

A blister/sore that occurs along the shaft after excessive masturbation.

After stroking for hours on end, Johnny developed Masturbation Burn.

by Ch@0s117 May 23, 2015

chair burn

Simliar to carpet burn, but happens more during hot summer days when your skin sticks to the chair. Causing friction/pain when you move

Liv: Maria why are you rubbing your ass?
Maria: Wft no, its my thighs, i got really bad chair burn in Science, it was so hot!

by Fandangils November 7, 2013

tissue burn

when you wipe too much and your nose gets red and inflamed

Jeff: "Yo, I'm going to the store, you need anything?"
Jackie: "Ya, get my some Puffs Plus Lotion, I got mad tissue burn."

by Tina278 August 26, 2015

burning bungus

A spicy, burning bowel movement that is a consequence of eating spicy foods.

“You’ll get the burning bungus after eating these wings!”

by Abcdefg69 January 20, 2021

Burned by the tea

When spilling the tea backfires on you and ends up coming back to bite you in the ass.

Omg I got burned by the tea last night when Jess learned I was talking about her behind her back.

by 192837465564738291 March 10, 2019

Burn a K

Enough exercise to burn 1000 calories. If you are fat enough - it should take about an hour. It is used as justification for cake.

large marge: "ok, i will eat 3 pieces of cake now but this afternoon i plan to burn a K, so it's all good."

by groundedsteve October 8, 2011

beret burn

A member of the military forces whose forehead is paler than the rest of their face due to extended exposure to the sun while wearing a beret.

"Dude, Nick has some serious beret burn from being out in the sun all day."

by omgitsbrittie May 3, 2009