Masturbation Burn

A blister/sore that occurs along the shaft after excessive masturbation.

After stroking for hours on end, Johnny developed Masturbation Burn.

by Ch@0s117 May 23, 2015

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tissue burn

when you wipe too much and your nose gets red and inflamed

Jeff: "Yo, I'm going to the store, you need anything?"
Jackie: "Ya, get my some Puffs Plus Lotion, I got mad tissue burn."

by Tina278 August 26, 2015

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-Like freezer burn but beer! When you don't clean out your cooler from the night before, and all the beer cans lost their paint around the rim from rolling around a hot cooler all day, beer is normally skunked
-Typically given to people whom you don't like or are intoxicated to tell the difference

-Hey guy, I got some left over beers from the other night, want one?
-Na I seen they all have cooler burn! Let's give it to those guys!

by socha July 25, 2016

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Burned by the tea

When spilling the tea backfires on you and ends up coming back to bite you in the ass.

Omg I got burned by the tea last night when Jess learned I was talking about her behind her back.

by 192837465564738291 March 10, 2019

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burn the breeze

To move like your ass is one fire.

Was once a common phrase used by cowboys to mean riding at full speed.

The gang is looking to get some Qdoba.
Qdoba closes at 9:00. It's 8:30.
We're all too drunk to drive, Google maps tells us it's a 30 minute walk.
Me to the gang: "Shit, boys, let's burn the breeze."
We sprint to Qdoba.
Delicious.

by pouteenie May 28, 2018

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