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An individual obsessed with cleansing the world of all humor and obscenity, created by the YouTuber M3RKMUS1C to parody the family friendly pg clean community
"This is Family Friendly Brayden! I demand you to break 100,000 likes to free M3RKMUS1C!"
-M3rk as Brayden in his first video
-M3rk as Brayden in his first video
by M3RKFANBOI May 6, 2018
Get the Brayden mug.Brandens, (usually males), are very funny, and smart! They may seem quiet in public, but are really outgoing when they're with their friends. Brandens are normally very tall, Brandens normally have curly hair, and are very skinny. They enjoy being awesome all day, everyday. Brandens are always there for their friends, and always will be. They're very kind, funny, talented, and sweet. If you know a Branden, keep him in your life!
Branden Is Awsome!
by A person that knows a branden July 25, 2018
Get the Branden mug.More often than not, a Braden is a pretentious, rich, white, sexist American asshole. Braden will think he knows way more than he actually does, and any “knowledge” he shares is regurgitated information he gets off of Google. Braden probably has a low-self esteem and a myriad of issues, but tries to cover it up with an appearance of confidence that comes off as cocky, arrogant, and annoying. He’s a try-hard and pseudo-intellectual, and his mommy and daddy pay his way through life.
Also, women don’t like him or want him because of his outdated views on the role of women in society. Unless dramatic changes take place with his logic and thinking, Braden will be sad and lonely for all of his days.
Also, women don’t like him or want him because of his outdated views on the role of women in society. Unless dramatic changes take place with his logic and thinking, Braden will be sad and lonely for all of his days.
“That guy over there looks like a total Braden.”
“Ugh, no, we could do without a Braden in our lives.”
“Ugh, no, we could do without a Braden in our lives.”
by CuriousGeorgette August 14, 2019
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he’s a bitch never trust a brayden. he will leave you on open all the time and he will never text you back. he might also be very dry when texting you.
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