borked

When something is broken so badly by mishandling that it needs to be replaced along with the surrounding area, equipment, planet etc. Usually something delicate or basic, and usually involving trying to cover up the mistake by setting it on fire.

Jimmy was in charge of tunes on the road trip. He wanted to play a CD but the car only had a cassette deck. So he shoved the CD into the cassette slot, wedged it in with a cold chisel, hit it with a hammer, crashed the car, poured gasoline on it, set it on fire, stole a tank to put out the fire, used a backhoe to bury it and drove the backhoe off of a cliff.

Jimmy really "borked" the tunes!

by NEMouse July 13, 2024

Bournemooritis

Every illness , both physical and mental symptoms combined .

Can you believe she has a case of Bournemooritis

by Slaa August 8, 2024

Burke!

Burke, the action of burping and puking just a little bit

I think a little Burke! came up while I was talking to my chipmunk

by Burke!enthusiest October 13, 2023

bourgeois jihaderati

Related to the Wokerati but not the Illuminati. Woolly-minded (always) sandal-wearing (occasionally) terrorist-supporting protestors who prefer to engage in group-think rather than confront the reality of the true horrors behind their supported cause, ie Jihad, the main meaning of which for the benefit of the Metropolitan Police is indeed "holy war".

Possibly first used by Giles Coren in The Times on 4 November 2023

at these almost daily demonstrations in London by the bourgeois jihaderati

by AneurinB November 4, 2023

Burkelund

The bestest most amazing person with the heart of a hero and the charm of a genuine soul. This human is a combination of sweet, laidback, and chill vibes, but he's also incredibly hardworking and resilient

In his natural habitat, you'll often find him sculpting his physique in the gym, conquering physical challenges with pure dedication.

A true romantic at heart, he showers his loved one with love and affection, making every moment spent together feel like a scene from a heartwarming romance movie.

In conclusion, Burkelund is not just a name; it's a symbol of love, laughter, strength, and the perfect blend of all things awesome.

When Burkelund smiles, it's like the sun taking a break from shining just to admire his radiance.

by lovergorl332 January 16, 2024

Blurke

What to call a rude british person, derived from the word “bloke”.

“Look at Josh, he made fun of my mom dying. That fucking blurke better go to hell.

by Your local british hater November 16, 2023

Bourne Criteria

Noun: All the things that went wrong in a round of golf.

I had so much Bourne Criteria that my round couldn't have been any good.

by Gordy W. November 19, 2023