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blooter

the stretching out with age of the anal sphincter causing a loose sounding flatulence that resembles a worn out woopy cushion
After bending over to pick something up, he arose, expelling gas and exclaiming, " I think my BLOOTERjust blowed out!"
by journeyman6 March 28, 2011
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booter

a person who kicks you off on yahoo messager or chatroom rooms.
Boy 1: Hey what is a booter.
Booter: And you are gone lamer
>Boy 1 left the room<
by Fefelepoo September 20, 2005
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[boobette]

one who is obsessed with bras and her breasts at all times. she also likes to wear two bras at once for extra largeness and super cleavage so she can attract males.
she is being such a boobette in front of him.
by edelman December 10, 2006
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Sail Boater

A person that owns a sailboat, who acts better than everyone else, especially on race day; one who thinks they are the king of the marina; someone who thinks driving european cars are better than anything else; someone who is a complete rude stuck up asshole snob.
Norbert loves to sail. He is from Nantucket, Home of the majority of Sail Boat snobbs. He always thinks he is the boss of the road and the marina. Because he drives a European Car that is highly over-rated and sails. Which to him is better than anyone else can do.

Roy thinks Norbert is an asshole, because he is a Sail Boater. Roy is correct, Norbert is an asshole...because he sails and Roy doesn't.

Roy The Power Boater: (Walks past Sailboater) "Hey man how'ya doing?"

Norbert The Sailer: (Looks down real fast at his Sperry Top Siders) "arghhh"

Roy Power Boater: "Heyy mann, wtf you can't say hi? I was just trying to be nice!"

Norbert The Sailer: "Leave me be, I'm busy and I don't know you"
by Kevin Baines April 18, 2006
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tooted and booted

to fart and then notice you didnt just fart, you also took a shit. same thing as a shart.
oh shit i think i just tooted and booted! i need to go home and change my underwear!
by stopdropandrollballs June 16, 2010
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Zooted and booted

Getting dressed up...usually button up and a tie or a suit. Business casual style, no t-shirt, no sneakers.
What's the dress at that club? Can I rock anything or do I need to get zooted and booted?
by King Swag May 30, 2006
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fruit booter

An asshole that wears the baggiest bell bottoms, acts "extreme", is rejected from being human, should be locked in cages grinded up into different flavours and fed to my cats, and rollerblades for cheap entertainment
damn those fruit booters should just do that crap at home and not in/on the skatepark/spot
by Skate Boarder September 23, 2003
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