boneless boner

Boneless boner is when you are aroused without getting an erection

Guy: dude i got a boneless boner last night when I saw this transexual midget threesome porno
Dude: boneless boners are the shiit

by looneylobs July 31, 2017

Clothes Boner

When your jacket, shirt or pants form a lump resembling an erection.

Dude, what the hell is THAT? I thought you were a girl!
Girl: Umm, yeah. It's just a clothes boner.

by ankvnoat752 February 21, 2010

nap boner

when you wake up from a mid day slumber and have an erection.

My boss couldn't stand up because of his nap boner.

by Skeet Skeet Skeet Beavers September 30, 2010

Cash Boner

A big wad of coins in a pocket or wallet causing a boner-like bulge. Could be a hard-on for spending aforesaid cash.

man 1> i notice you bought the most expensive beer on the bar
man 2> yea I had a cash boner.

by padalac October 23, 2011

Nicotine Boner

When you inhale copious amounts of nicotine via the devils usb causing immediate arousal which results in a rock hard stiffy

Hey Rickey can I hit your juul?
Sure man, try not to get a nicotine boner this time

by LeroyNoobykins June 5, 2019

boner jockey

one bitch of petite size and quality, who can withhold the long and sturdiest ride of a stiff cock. one who is addicted to riding the shaft, recovering energy from each pelvic thrust into her swamp (like a horse) the girl that most guys want to look for, but probably hangs like sleeve of wizard.

that shantell is such a boner jockey.

jennifer rode me last night like a boner jockey

imma bouts to boner jockey that mans horse dick.

by Valley's Own April 24, 2011

Boner shandy

A word used to describe having a 'semi'/partial erection. Not a full blown stiffy, more of a limp one, much like having a lager shandy.

I was so pissed last night, I could only get a boner shandy even though she was a worldie

by Dojo_Media September 18, 2019