When someone puts their lips up to a vagina and fills it with air as if blowing up a balloon. You can then take the labia betwixt your forefinger and thumb at the top and the bottom of the vaginal opening to control the amount of airflow on the way out. Moving your hands away from each other while still holding the labia will restrict airflow and cause a high-pitched squeal, and bringing them close together will cause a low-pitched almost flatuesque noise. It is not advised to let go of the labia before the vagina has equalized air pressure with the outside atmosphere because there is a risk of the woman flying around the room and injuring herself or others in the process. An advanced knowledge of rocket science is needed to explain this phenomenon.
Did you hear Katie is in the hospital? Aparantly there was a pretty serious accident when she got a salmon balloon from Ben.
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"Lucy got green ballooned last night after an S and M sexcapade gone wrong."
John: "Dude, what happened Eric? You look all beat up."
Eric: "Yeah, Emily green ballooned me. I'm pressing charges on that bitch."
John: "Dude, what happened Eric? You look all beat up."
Eric: "Yeah, Emily green ballooned me. I'm pressing charges on that bitch."
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After listening to Wavves' "King Of The Beach" album, I discovered I hated the song "Convertible Balloon." I had to delete it, but for some strange reason, I couldn't. This is when I discovered I had Convertible Balloon Syndrome. Now I can't just put a few songs from an album on my iPod, I have to have the entire album. It seems to be contagious because I have spread it to a friend. If you think you may have the godawful disease, you share my pain.
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Get the Convertible Balloon Syndrome mug.Fill a water balloon with urine, and during intercourse, make it explode over the woman's face. As shock overtakes her, jizz in her mouth. Spank her, and leave.
by Acollectionofpeople October 12, 2009
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Includes the two principles of “discrimination” and “proportionality,” which attempt to define valid targets and acceptable applications of force, respectively.
Includes the two principles of “discrimination” and “proportionality,” which attempt to define valid targets and acceptable applications of force, respectively.
Real understanding of the circumstances of the attacks on Hiroshima and Nagasaki would lead one to conclude that the use of the atomic bomb was actually fully justified under the guidelines of jus in bello.
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Adjective
1. Large and excited.
2. Excessive energy but lacking in agility.
Adjective
1. Large and excited.
2. Excessive energy but lacking in agility.
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