Pig bleed

It is a man period when a guy gets butt fucked so hard he starts to bleed

Person 1 “ I fucked him so hard he got a pig bleed”
Person 2 “ damn that hard?”

by Fillip mahole November 7, 2021

spit or bleed

When you've got a real good pump going on, but the friction level starts to rise and you're faced with a difficult choice spit or bleed. Do you stop the fap to lube up or do you continue on and bleed. The choice is yours.

I was tuggin' er real hard last night and was bout to squirt when it got a little dry. So I had to decide whether to spit or bleed. I chose bleed. It hurt real bad, but I swear I hit the ceiling.

by Analyzer May 26, 2014

boo boo blender

The act of forcefully shoving your face in a blender to end your life because you turned on the television and accidentally stumbled across the monstrosity that is Honey Boo Boo

R.I.P Tyler. He couldn't handle what he saw. He performed the Boo Boo Blender

by TylerOh666 February 16, 2015

Run a Bleeder

That unfortunate time when you just don't have a tampon. A reference to Kiran Gandi, who ran the London Marathon without a tampon to make a statement for women without access to sanitary products.

I got my period and realized I was totally out of tampons so I had to run a bleeder over to Walgreens.

by RHOPV September 15, 2015

copenhagen southern blend

The chew that makes your balls drop and make your chest look like an apes.

Friend, "hey man, you got a skoal pouch I can get?"

You, "you want to get shot now or later, I chew copenhagen southern blend, bitch"

by Cope-life December 2, 2016

Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, eat breakfast and drink coffee while on the toilet, at the same time.

"How was your weekend brother?"
"Amazing, I did a Good Morning and God Bless!"
"Oh I love doing those, they're fantastic!"

by TheMailManSmith May 23, 2018

Your sneaker is bleeding

The boxing grudge match of the century hey the sneaker bleeding is bits of his opponent's ear

your sneaker is bleeding

by Pee-wee Jones September 24, 2019