I've been shafted

When your on fifa and put loads of good players in a SBC that you could of used for something else then you get dogshit out of it

"Alright I'll but in 94 Muller in, 96 Donnarumma etc..."
*Opens pack*
"Oh ffs I've been shafted and just got 92 Fofana

by Bigcock15inches September 2, 2022

Megan has grandma been drinking

“Megan has grandma been drinking” is a phrase used by the hapless Maplewood PD when a grandma is driving kinda shitty, possibly under the influence. Really, you can substitute any child’s name in there, such as “Hunter has grandma been drinking.”

Driving down Highway 36, by the intersection of English Street, the Maplewood PD pulled over poor old granny and went over to the passenger side and said the following “Megan has grandma been drinking.”

by Purplenado March 6, 2023

Genitals Long, I Have Been Making It Whisssssssssstle <whiStle`~`whistlE> Through Psychosomaticulyu Fish Bones

Genitals Long, I Have Been Making It Whisssssssssstle <whiStle`~`whistlE> Through Psychosomaticulyu Fish Bones

Genitals Long, I Have Been Making It Whisssssssssstle <whiStle`~`whistlE> Through Psychosomaticulyu Fish Bones

by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025

It's been ten years daddy.

When a dad goes to get milk and he never comes back :(

It's been ten years daddy.

by daddyofthe78 August 6, 2023

I been in a ugly mood lately

"I been in a ugly mood lately" Is a way of saying you're depressed and there isn't any way to fix it, or that you have been feeling depressed for a long time now. It can also be a way kf saying you're depresses but not making it seem like it's a big deal.

Hey man you look down, wanna talk about it? Nah its just "I been in a ugly mood lately"

by ThatsFishy February 10, 2021

Has been sexiest guy/girl

Someone who was a rock star or something similar in the 80s but is no longer in style.

People started laughing at the has been sexiest guy/girl.

Guy- You know he/she was the sexiest guy/girl in the late 80s dont you?
Other guy- You know who the sexiest guy/girl was in the 80s? What the fuck are you doing here? Nobody knows that motherfucker.

by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020

Must've Been The Wind

An unusual scene taking place for a split second before going back to normal like nothing happened.

"HUH is that a capybara riding on a gator?"
"Hmp?. Must've Been The Wind."

by Can of springed worms April 19, 2025