C'mon, baesauce! You know you like xxxxx- hell, whenever you see him/her your face is a ripe tomato!
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by Mista D January 8, 2009
Get the ooh [babes] mug.A general rule of thumb for determining what base you should be at with your significant other. First of all, let's define the bases.
1st: Making out. Yes that means tongue
2nd: Boobie grabbing
3rd: Blowjob.
4th: Vaginal/Anal penetration using your penis.
For high schoolers: simply divide the number of months you've been dating. For example, if you've been dating 4 months, you should be at 2nd base. If you've beend atin 8 months, you should be at 2nd, etc.
For college students: Divide number of months by 1 to determine which base you should be one. 1st base after a month, sex after four months. Literally, college girls are whores. Four months is probably an overestimate.
Adults: Sex on first date.
1st: Making out. Yes that means tongue
2nd: Boobie grabbing
3rd: Blowjob.
4th: Vaginal/Anal penetration using your penis.
For high schoolers: simply divide the number of months you've been dating. For example, if you've been dating 4 months, you should be at 2nd base. If you've beend atin 8 months, you should be at 2nd, etc.
For college students: Divide number of months by 1 to determine which base you should be one. 1st base after a month, sex after four months. Literally, college girls are whores. Four months is probably an overestimate.
Adults: Sex on first date.
A: Josh, you squeeze her tits yet?
B: Nah, not yet.
A: how long yall been dating?
B: 8 months
A: ... You a faggot. Rule of Bases states you should be at least at 2nd base now. Pussy Bitch.
B: Nah, not yet.
A: how long yall been dating?
B: 8 months
A: ... You a faggot. Rule of Bases states you should be at least at 2nd base now. Pussy Bitch.
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they think they know what's up just because they possess these items, but they are just bakeshifting
they think they know what's up just because they possess these items, but they are just bakeshifting
Peter: Haha, that kid thinks he's so fresh with his Bape shirt, but he's rockin' some Forces! What a bapeshift!
Tubbs: When he saw my Bapes, he ran away in embarrassment.
Tubbs: When he saw my Bapes, he ran away in embarrassment.
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by carl steve August 1, 2008
Get the babesta mug.There exists much too many interpretations of what 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th base is. This is a much needed clarification on the nature of the bases.
1. Eye contact
2. Hug
3. Kiss on Cheek
4. Peck on lips
5. Makeout
6. Hickey on Neck
7. Hickey on parts other than Neck
8. Makeout with shirts off
9. Finger / Handjob
10. Blowjob / Eat Pussy
11. Sex
12. Sex with role play
13. Threesome
14. Orgy / Sex in Sex Club
1. Eye contact
2. Hug
3. Kiss on Cheek
4. Peck on lips
5. Makeout
6. Hickey on Neck
7. Hickey on parts other than Neck
8. Makeout with shirts off
9. Finger / Handjob
10. Blowjob / Eat Pussy
11. Sex
12. Sex with role play
13. Threesome
14. Orgy / Sex in Sex Club
P1: YOOOO, I hooked up with someone last night.
P2: oh damn, how far?
P1: 9th base
P2: Thanks for the clarity. The Real Sexual Bases (RSB) is very helpful for navigating such conversations.
P1: peace bro
P2: oh damn, how far?
P1: 9th base
P2: Thanks for the clarity. The Real Sexual Bases (RSB) is very helpful for navigating such conversations.
P1: peace bro
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