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Jack Barton

A special and rare man who on occasions can be found in a woolies shopping cart in an underpass. Jack Barton also known as J.B uses the sewers as a commute around the city whether it be to a homeless shelter or a females house.
Where's Jack barton?
It's not Jack Barton its J.B
by Fatmongoloid October 29, 2023
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Béla Bartók

Béla Viktor János Bartók (1881-1945) was a Hungarian composer, pianist, and Ethnomusicologist. He is regarded as one of the most important composers of the 20th century. Him and Franz Liszt are regarded as one of the best Hungarian composers of all time. Bartók was a unique composer who followed the roots and studied folk music and was one of the founders of ethnomusicology. Due to his unique type of music, most people are torn between liking his music or thinking it’s odd and weird.

Béla Bartók was the first ever composer to use the term “snap” pizz (aka Bartók Pizz). Bartók’s most notable piece(s) were his string quartet’s which were his most famous. (My personal favorite is his 4th string quartet, specifically his 5th movement, its really cool listen to it).
by RamenNoodlesss January 2, 2024
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Mischa Barton

A woman who I guess played in The O.C (I never saw it). If you look her up on Google, there is a 50% chance that the photo itself with give you an erection the length of a Greyhound Bus, and a 50% chance you will be turned to stone for eternity after looking into the soulless eyes of that witch.
James:When I see pictures of Mischa Barton, I have a very difficult time deciding whether to masterbate or to gouge my eyes out with a red-hot metal spoon.

Dean: Agreed. Also, is it just me or did she get kind of fat?

James: I don't really care. I want her to call me a wanker in her gutter accent while slathering my groin in a basket of Fish and Chips.
by Professor Butthurt April 16, 2024
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Scott Barton

A man with an extremely large penis. Often gets caught in the car door or revolving door. Likes to fling it in the air like a helicopter.
Wow you have a huge cock, is your name Scott Barton by chance?
by craig eric August 9, 2024
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Joe Bartolozzi

i been in the hills fuckin dudes means joe bartolozzi
by joebartfart July 28, 2025
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Johnny Bartolo

From pocketing to being an overall bjitment jhonny say hello to bartolo.
Why would u.. bjit JOHNNY BARTOLO
by Jahronphonium August 28, 2025
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mr. berthold

gay that spams with owo bot and he married groep and started gay challenge.
by Nou123456 May 5, 2019
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