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Broom rape

Broomrape is an act of sexual assault with a broom handle, usually followed by the brush, depending on the slackness of the victim. Originally used as a sadomasochistic act of foreplay, it is now more commonly used as a way of describing an convincing victory.
Joe yes jill you know that janitor neil yes he just broom raped me
by Urban king 666 November 13, 2019
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Broomed

Verb.
To get broomed, or to be broomed. A term in the Army cadet force used to describe having a broom shoved up your arse. This typically happens on camps in the boys dorms, less in the girls. This is part of the reason some people think the cadets are gay.
Cadet1:Mate, your getting broomed tonight
Cadet2:Oh shut up.

Later that night. Many cadets shove a broom up Cadet2s arse.
by Sgirkahxivmebdisoamfnrkkwnsnc November 27, 2019
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Broomer

(Pronunced Bro·mer) when your bro is a boomer
Yo, you a broomer
by A_Big_Dum December 13, 2019
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broomer

related to boomer
when you want to insult your bro but not be mean
see cinderella
bro: go away broomer
by bbyodes January 21, 2020
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Badoom

The sound you make as the bus your co-worker threw you under goes past
That email was a pretty big badoom over you.
by Filth Wizard #2 January 30, 2020
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Broomstanding

The act of spreading false information through the internet

In early 2020 social media users went crazy spreading pictures of brooms that would stand upright by themselves when balanced - claiming a peculiar temporary state of earth's gravitational pull. Many brooms stood that day, and can stand on their own every day, simply because of their very low center of gravity and flat supporting edge.
Don't believe everything the internet tells you, its mostly just broomstanding
by GetoffyourPhones March 10, 2020
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Broomer

Synonym of dumb broom , but is used only with an “Okay” in front of it.

Means a dumb person, usually female, especially a female who let’s a fuckboy fuck up her life.
Friend 1: “I fucked with John again, i hate myself for it!”
Friend 2: “Okay, broomer!”
by Dumb broom June 16, 2020
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