Innocent by-stander: Hey officer!
Officer: Yah?
Innocent by-stander: Nice badge!
Sergeant: Now I want you to stick that polished badge in nice, deep n' slow...
Rookie: Yes Sarge sir! Yes Sarge!
Sergeant: And call me Amanda.
Officer: Yah?
Innocent by-stander: Nice badge!
Sergeant: Now I want you to stick that polished badge in nice, deep n' slow...
Rookie: Yes Sarge sir! Yes Sarge!
Sergeant: And call me Amanda.
by NeverMindWho April 14, 2006
Get the Badge mug.1. To continue in one's activities with complete disregard to one's surroundings or the surrounding individuals— especially if an aggressive action done casually.
2. The act of don't caring
2. The act of don't caring
He totally honey badgered the crap out of the guy when he cut him off on hiway 9.
I'm gonna honey badger that last fruit roll up and don't care who wants it.
I'm gonna honey badger that last fruit roll up and don't care who wants it.
by Crapshispants August 25, 2013
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I conclude that you have been lying about your age miss. While you were sleeping last night I broke into your house. On inspecting you're quim I deduced that you are over 40 as you have a badgers head - Sherlock Holmes
by mad dog February 25, 2004
Get the badgers head mug.redneck, trash talking, hunt, trapping, fourwheeling, sexdemons that enjoy chopping firewood and ladys fawn upon him asking for sexual needs. Very rude towards fat people but people still love them so much. loves spending the weekend up in rangely, and bailing there close loved ones out of jail.(most commonly found in northern Maine)
Grace- i found some hot bremuda triangles
Elise- that was so badgewick
"i so want to bang that badgewick right now! I love him when hes in his dirtbiking pants"
"I want to chop that badgewicks firewood ALL night long"
Elise- that was so badgewick
"i so want to bang that badgewick right now! I love him when hes in his dirtbiking pants"
"I want to chop that badgewicks firewood ALL night long"
by skankers! January 5, 2009
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When someone marks you as their territory by sucking on your neck or other visible area, leaving a sign to other potential suitors that you have recently had relations
An ugly purple bruise that happens when someone sucks on an area of skin with gusto, bursting the capillary blood vessels just below the surface
An off putting sign that is usually seen on teenagers and adolescents. Often worn as a badge of honour in friendly circles until it drives away the wearers next would be date with revulsion.
A way for sluts to mark their exploits or conquests.
A way for people to tell that the wearer sleeps around and may not be a suitable safe sexual partner.
Do not let anyone suck on your neck unless you are in a relationship with them.
The same principle as cattle branding, you are owned until the mark heals which can be as long as a month if the person sucking knows what they are doing.
Similar results can be achieved by using a hoover to suck on your neck or pinching and twisting with extreme force bursting the blood vessels just below the skins surface.
When someone marks you as their territory by sucking on your neck or other visible area, leaving a sign to other potential suitors that you have recently had relations
An ugly purple bruise that happens when someone sucks on an area of skin with gusto, bursting the capillary blood vessels just below the surface
An off putting sign that is usually seen on teenagers and adolescents. Often worn as a badge of honour in friendly circles until it drives away the wearers next would be date with revulsion.
A way for sluts to mark their exploits or conquests.
A way for people to tell that the wearer sleeps around and may not be a suitable safe sexual partner.
Do not let anyone suck on your neck unless you are in a relationship with them.
The same principle as cattle branding, you are owned until the mark heals which can be as long as a month if the person sucking knows what they are doing.
Similar results can be achieved by using a hoover to suck on your neck or pinching and twisting with extreme force bursting the blood vessels just below the skins surface.
Oh shit i never realised the bitch gave me a "nookie badge" until she left. How am i gonna pass this off to my girlfriend?
You - "Babe, i swear it was my mates with the hoover, they pinned me down and attacked my neck"
Babe - "Lying bastard, i know you been with that slut up the street"
You - "Babe, i swear it was my mates with the hoover, they pinned me down and attacked my neck"
Babe - "Lying bastard, i know you been with that slut up the street"
by Wilbo Baggins November 15, 2010
Get the Nookie Badge mug.Born in Lithuania in 1923, the only known person who has a triple helix DNA structure. Inventor of telegraph poles, chinese food, and wigwams.
Awarded a knighthood in 1996 for his revolutionary work on "the cleansing of fresh water mongeese".
Has a Huge Cock.
Awarded a knighthood in 1996 for his revolutionary work on "the cleansing of fresh water mongeese".
Has a Huge Cock.
by Queen Latifah of Hiphoppy land November 25, 2004
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