Bacon number 

A word that Samuel L Jackson gets offended by.
One of the most searched questions about him on his autocomplete wired interview: "Samuel L Jackson bacon number"

When he gets asked this he states "what the f*ck is a bacon number; what is that"

Bacon number by @Siamesefrog October 18, 2019

Bacon-ated 

having your life terminated after having caught the swine flu..

It was a tragedy that his life was bacon-ated after catching the swine flu..

Bacon-ated by saturnchik12 November 2, 2009

Bacon Vision 

Basically meat vision but instead of turning things into random meat... it's always bacon!

Don't make me use my bacon vision!!!

Bacon Vision by BLTs for everyone! YDG? April 30, 2010

Bacon rejects

A unsightly vagina that resembles a bag of bacon off cuts.
Normally sold on the cheep for making soup and the likes.

Hay Jimmy, how did you get on with that blond girl on saturday?

Dont ask. I got her pants off and her cunt was like a bag of bacon rejects. I will be having nightmares for years. Still fucked her though.

Bacon rejects by Big Jock79 December 3, 2010

Bacon Beater

A person who gets unlimited pleasure out of, and can't resist the urge to jerking off a penis. If given one, they will jerk it nonstop and have to be forcibly removed. Their jerking hands' are also extremely sensitive to meat shafts, increasing their pleasure. A true Bacon Beater's hand will start doing weird hand motions (mostly twitching) when not in sexual contact

Yeah dude I saw Jackie's hand twitching like it was on a shaft too! That was at Blake's party the other night! What a Bacon Beater!

Bacon Beater by Wookus Maximus February 22, 2011

Bacon Tornado 

(n.) A fury storm of meat and wind.

Jeff: Woah, dude, what's that outside the window?

Bill: Holy shit, it's a bacon tornado! Get under the table!

Bacon Tornado by Michi Murha May 11, 2011

Bacon Positioning System 

Spotting known locations of police, can be abbreviated to BPS

Reggie: Watch out Bacon Positioning System says cops like to hide behind these trees

Bacon Positioning System by TayeBiddle January 20, 2012