artificial bacon

Rent-a-cops, the secrurity guards that think they are cops and act like them even thou they have no athority.

"I was just hangen out in front of the store and the artificial bacon kicked me out!"

by Neil Hindle October 4, 2005

Canadian Bacon Jerk

After engaging in anal sex, the woman will jerk off the man, and after, she'll lick her fingers clean.

i love the taste of susie's mouth after receiving a canadian bacon jerk.

by bri-marzee February 7, 2009

cooter bacon

Slang for abnormally large labia

Not quite meat curtains but cooter bacon to be sure.

by daredevil99 March 13, 2010

Lady Bacon

The term used to describe the excess flesh of a woman's labia majora which develops due to age as a result of a lifetime of usage and natural loss in tightness of the skin.

I watched some granny porn the other night, mass amounts of lady bacon mate.

by Disgraceful bus driver January 10, 2011

Bacon and Egger

A fart so raunchy that it makes you hungry. Sometimes smells partially like hard-boiled eggs.

Man, I just ripped a bacon and egger all over that guy's kitchen.

by Biggymcfinch January 8, 2006

Bacon Dick

1. When you wake up from a long night of drinking and sweating, and your penis is covered in dick grease.

2. Your dick meat looks like it has the same texture as bacon.

You bacon dick mother fucker.

by Jemnon March 21, 2012

BACONBIT

A word used to call security officers and private police.Derived from the salad topping food-baconbitsmeaning not real bacon.

*also know as "rent-a-cop".

I used to be a Baconbit at the racetrack because we were cheaper than using real police.

by Cyber Kong December 28, 2005