English Breakfast

1. A hot breakfast, distinct from a continental breakfast, which does not include cooked foods.

2. Sometimes English Breakfast is used as code to describe hot sex in the morning.
3. A booty-call that occurs first thing in the morning.
4. A hard-core gang-bang involving eggs and sausage.

I had a hot English Breakfast with you-know-who this morning. The hotel room had the odor of an English Muffin afterward.

by Chestnut + Hazel April 16, 2019

vietnamese breakfast

When you put a funnel into a vagina insert cracked eggs, fucc the ho and nut there. The eggs catch ur seed and you beat that fucc out em and make an omlet and feed da bitch.

Damn I gave dat dirty bish an Vietnamese breakfast with my step dad!

by Cabbage johnson September 5, 2017

Jersey Breakfast

Coffee, Cigarette, and Coke

Ah Had a Jersey Breakfast and I'm ready to go

by SpayD83x September 24, 2011

That's just not Breakfast!

Created to refer to a sorry state of affairs, which would not be worth getting out of bed for. Essentially, all people with common sense would only arise from slumber from sustenance. So when something is shit, and it's not delicious and made of bacon sandwiches, remember, fuck it. It's just not breakfast.

"Hey baby, I'm afraid your mother is on the phone, your car has been stolen, and there some bills in the post."
"Yeah, but That's just not Breakfast! IS IT?"

by ReverendRyu84 January 11, 2010

Healthy Breakfast

A group of really crazy friends. It is well rounded too, like a ginger colored strawberry blonde with braces, a blonde who turned brunette with a crack personality, and the other girl who is the essence of insane. They are all different, but the same, and make life hilarious. Also they annoy older teenagers, their parents, and normal people.

Mint: I am a unnamable colored person.
Pineapple: I was a mermaid!
Kendy: I like to get drunk!
Pineapple: We are such a Healthy Breakfast!

by Pineapplelovegetsdownwithelves October 14, 2009

sex breakfast

The extravagant breakfast you make to when you wake up earlier than your partner the morning after sex. A kind of thank you. The kind where even people that hate cooking will make it with a perky disposition, because they got laid.

"Look at all this food!! You never cook."
"Sex breakfast, bro. You wouldn't believe where she let me put it last night..."

by phoobar April 9, 2013

Breakfast Bra

A functional peice of lingerie that you can eat your breakfast out of.

Wein: "We have a breakfast bra, go us!"
Jim: "Breakfast bra?"
Wein: "Yeah . . . want a spoonful of Bran Flakes outta my left cup?"

by Weiny Joy October 21, 2008