The Blessing

When one cups someone's testicles in their hands with warm water.

"I was apposed to it at first, but she gave me the blessing last night and I busted the fattest nut."

"I physically cannot cum anymore unless I receive the blessing."

by warm water October 25, 2020

the blessing

When you're about to cum on a girls face and you flick cock in the same manner a priest would flick Holy water on you.

I just sanctified my girl and gave that bitch The Blessing

by Venom Junkie April 02, 2017

Bless Up Thursday

Bless up Thursday, Every Thursday if you got something you can share bless up

Yo bro let me get some gum. Its Thursday I got you.

Bless Up Thursday- Share with the homies

by yonger November 14, 2019

Blessing the sack

When your drug dealer adds more of the drug you are purchasing to the bag with no extra cost.

Stoner 1: yo my dealer is such a real one, he is blessing the sack!
Stoner 2: hell yeah man thats awesome hes a great dealer.

by rammy l October 17, 2021

Good morning, and God bless

A joke from h3h3Productions that Ethan made. Good morning, and God bless is when you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.

Guy 1: Hey dude, what are you doing in the bathroom?
Guy 2: I'm doing a good morning, and god bless

by TrashCantDoThisAnymore April 09, 2018

Blessed shwing🛐⭐💧

Blessed shwing is the phrase people of the Morism religion use when praying or talking to others. It symbolizes good luck and magick.

"You-you dont like hisoka? I hope you get well soon, blessed shwing🛐⭐💧"

by Morism Leader October 30, 2020

Bless

Another word for goodbye or good.

Max:"yo g I gotta dip"
Kai:"ayte g say nuffin bless"
Max:"bless"

by Yungmantrappin January 05, 2017