When you need to piss and don't make it to the toilet but make to the bathroom and you just fucking release all over the floor, like seriously I have never seen such a sheer quantity of piss in my entire life before. I weighed myself after and I lost like 5 kilo's seriously what the actual fuck?! I don't think that's physically possible for my bladder to hold that much piss.
Piss covered bathroom floor
Scenario:
Person 1 (me): I just pissed all over the bathroom floor.
Person 2(my mom): what the fuck is wrong with you? This is why dad left.
Scenario:
Person 1 (me): I just pissed all over the bathroom floor.
Person 2(my mom): what the fuck is wrong with you? This is why dad left.
by Bathroom floor pisser May 1, 2022
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I was depress and lonely so i went to the local Red Lobster to pull a Naughty Bathroom Attendent and then giggle at my table while watching people come out of the bathroom and eat their crabs with their bare, semen covered, hands. Jay knew i did it and still licked his fingers the whole time... I think Jay loves Caseys knuckle children.
by synasthetic December 25, 2010
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A public restroom missing so much as ONE of these 21st century features:
1. Infrared automatic faucets that stay on as long as you are moving your hands
2. Automatic hand dryer and/or automatic paper towels
3. Self flushing toilet/urinal
4. Automatic soap
1. Infrared automatic faucets that stay on as long as you are moving your hands
2. Automatic hand dryer and/or automatic paper towels
3. Self flushing toilet/urinal
4. Automatic soap
Don't go in that McDonalds down the street if you have 7 year diarrhea, they only have a twentieth century bathroom.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter April 1, 2008
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especially, the bathroom shared with more than 30 people in a dorm is gonna bang on you.
especially, the bathroom shared with more than 30 people in a dorm is gonna bang on you.
DHouse : Hey, where can I find a bathroom here?
THouse : Oh right there, go to the living room and make a right on the second.
DHouse : Is that shared?
THouse : Yeah, It is a shared bathroom
DHouse : That is disgusting.
THouse : Oh right there, go to the living room and make a right on the second.
DHouse : Is that shared?
THouse : Yeah, It is a shared bathroom
DHouse : That is disgusting.
by lluuoo November 21, 2009
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Person 2: Idk man, but I was fighting demons in the bathroom, don't go in there for a while.
Person 2: Idk man, but I was fighting demons in the bathroom, don't go in there for a while.
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