C team baseball

A group of C team baseball players at Fort Collins High School who fingered, oiled, jerked, and sucked each other off on a bus.

Did you hear about C team baseball? Yeah what they did was crazy.

by Melvin F August 26, 2025

baseball money

An absurd salary or amount of money for a simple job

Man, that nigga making baseball money now

by dudeson1987 August 28, 2025

Mason 67 baseball

Mason 67 baseball means a funny little hand gesture and a really good baseball player

*bro he’s just like mason 67 baseball*

by Roonyfer September 5, 2025

Nigerian Baseball

When the pitcher in a baseball game splits open their ball, shitting inside of it, leading to it exploding in shit upon impact of a baseball bat. For extra effect the pitcher can bring it back to the dugout, jizz all over it, then let it crust.

Yo why are we covered in shit and semen?
Sorry bro we got hit by a Nigerian baseball.

by The Feetmeister January 16, 2025

Five W's and 1 H is a grand slam in baseball (direct questions)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Five W's and 1 H is a grand slam in baseball (direct questions)...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 24, 2025

Lemon baseball

A game while you throw an unripe lemon at someone and they are supposed to splatter the lemon all over the backyard with the wooden stick

Let's play lemon baseball

by Townerstowners February 17, 2025

Baseball

Possibly the best game in the history of the USA.

I am such a good baseball player

by #BALLETNERD February 27, 2025