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Landover Baptist

God's favorite church where True Christians (Baptists) congregate. Landover Baptist is located in Freehold, Iowa and boasts a congregation of 157,000 members and 128 pastors. It preaches the Bible in it's entirety and has no problem telling people they are going to Hell. They pretty much hate everyone who isn't a White Anglo-Saxon Baptist, including, but not limited to Cathylicks, Homosexurals, Jews, Mooslims, Mormons, Jehovah's Witnesses, Methodists, Epyskipals, Pentacostals, Blacks, Asians, and anyone else who is unsaved. The church is home to Pastor Deacon Fred, Betty Bowers, Sister Taffy, and Judy O Christian.
Landover Baptist is an incredibly well done parody site that mocks ultra-right wing fundamentalist protestants.
by C February 6, 2004
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Westboro Baptist Church

fucking idiots. they are completely ignorant and i wish they had never been born. props to the girl who escaped that freaking cult because she saw sense unlike the rest of them who just let themselves be brainwashed and then they brainwash their kids in turn. they misinterpret the bible to be about hate and misrepresent christians to the world. christian terrorists.
If the douches from the Westboro Baptist Church are going to heaven I think I would rather be in hell!
by wefwqergfd November 13, 2011
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Puerto Rican Baptism

A Puerto Rican Baptism is when a Puerto Rican jizzes onto your forehead
The woman would not swallow, so she agreed to recieve a Puerto Rican Baptism
by Greig812 February 24, 2011
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Bedside Baptist

The church you go to when you decide to sleep in.
"Hey Mary did you go to church today?"
No, I took a little trip to Bedside Baptist"
by MsDghtry14 May 9, 2010
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baptise

When you stick a joint in your mouth an wet it with your saliva to tighten it or keep it stuck together. It also makes it burn slower, if your using fast burning papers. Done before lighting it.
Baptise that shit dude!
by potdude123 May 14, 2005
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baptist

The reason I have to drive 30 miles to buy liquor. Also the reason I can't buy liquor on Sundays.
I'd love to live in a city not run by Baptists so that I don't have to drive to the ghetto to buy liquor.
by floodland January 11, 2007
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BAPAY

An abbreviation for Best Available Player According to Yahoo (or Best Available Player At Yahoo.)

Yahoo's fantasy sports include a list of players to aid owners in drafting, and their ranking is the "default" value for players in these leagues. BAPAY is the player currently at the top of the list.

For instance Albert Pujols is the 2010 "BAPAY" in fantasy baseball, the Best Available Player According to Yahoo in leagues just prior to their draft. When Albert Pujols is claimed Hanley Ramirez, listed at #2, becomes the new BAPAY.

When an owner is absent for part or all of his draft, his team may be built with BAPAY players by default. This is often perceived as being a significant disadvantage.
"Ah man, I just got BAPAY'd Manny Ramirez! Why didn't you guys wait for me?"
by Mojotronica February 17, 2010
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