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Audibly Laughing

A grown up, and arguably less annoying way of saying "lol."
Bill: That was hilarious! I'm audibly laughing.
Susan: So... you just laughed out loud? You know that's what "lol" means, right?
Bill: Yeah, but we're adults.
by uz3l4c July 26, 2015
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Infernal audit

The unceasing questioning of established practices to see if they are in line with internal compliance, ISO standards, laws, etc.

This is usually carried out by accountants who had their personality removed. Another pre-requisite is to be trained by Phil, the Prince of Insufficient Light.
The auditor from the Infernal Audit department brandished his pen and circled out the irregularities in the stationery manifest -- there were 2 pencils short in the inventory, where 10 were recommended.
by Shizuma January 14, 2008
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Audi

Definition #24 bashes Audi's "S" products. They say that the S4 is slower than the M3 and C55, the RS6 is slower "by 100hp" (which doesn't make any sense) than the M5 and E55, and that the S8 can't keep up with a Mercedes-Benz S55 AMG. My thoughts:

1. The Audi S4 is not made to compete directly with the BMW M3. That would be the new RS4, which whoops the BMW's ass in every respect. BMW got so overwhelmed by the new RS4 that they had to shove a huge V8 into their new model to keep up.

2. The Mercedes E55 isn't sold any more, and neither is the Audi RS6. The BMW M5 and Mercedes E63 AMG models are the only cars in that class right now. However, when the RS6 and E55 WERE out, they were faster than the last-gen M5. The new RS6 will once again reign as head of the class, because it will have 70 more horsepower than the BMW and Mercedes, as well as better handling. Power doesn't make a car better- it has to be balanced, and new Audis are.

3. The Audi S8 is not meant to compete with the discontinued Mercedes S55 AMG. Not only is the old S55 slower than the new S8, but it was $30K more expensive. The new S63 AMG is faster than the S8, but it's still $40K more expensive. I know which one I'd buy.
Girl: woah, what was that awesome blue car? it sounded so cool!

Guy: that was the new audi RS4. that's my dream car. it has the same engine as a new $100,000 sports car!!!

Girl: ooh that would be hot
by esf August 22, 2007
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AUDIOMIND

The electronic sound invading your sub-consciousness is not a lucid dream.....it is AUDIOMIND pumping your ears full of melodious funk!
If you wish to locate your local jam-fest, look no further than your neighborhood AUDIOMIND!
by AUDIOMIND August 16, 2006
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Audi

Audi is an acronym for "Arsehole Usually Driving It" - It stems from the fact that most people who drive Audi's are usually arseholes who drive right up your arse and break the speed limit!
Ford driver: Man, I wish I was rich enough to own an Audi!
BMW driver: Why? Do you want to be seen as the Arsehole Usually Driving It? Get a Beamer!
by IKnowTheLingo May 18, 2020
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audiomaker

A player on Roblox that bypasses inappropriate, loud, songs / audios that can be played through boomboxes in some Roblox games. They also make their own tag, that they call an intro.
Bro N0BULLETS is such a good audiomaker huh?

I mean yeah, but pyrah is better.
by totallynotpyrah June 14, 2021
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audi5k

I'm audi5k! peace out!
by brentm August 19, 2006
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