A loser who couldn't get any pussy in this life because the U.S. Marines were taking it all so he blew himself up in hopes of getting some in the afterlife.
Did you hear about that guy Assad? Apparently he's got 72 babes all sucking his spectral dick up in heaven
by YourGirlCallsMeDaddy July 13, 2017
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Hannah is such an assdoodle, but the queen of all assdoodles is her best friend Lisa, who even confused herself once time.
by Bradleyyyy February 23, 2008
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while taking a nice dump your poop hits the water and the water proceeds to splash all over your ass. You've been assadued!!!!
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Person's name : Assem
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Get the assdick shove mug.When someone is at a restaurant with friends and the cook accidentally gets said friend's order wrong by putting pickles on his burger and the friends notice and tell the cashier that the lead friend asked for no pickles
Cashier: gets tim's order wrong
Tim: realizes his order's wrong
Friends: Excuse me, he asked for no pickles
Tim: realizes his order's wrong
Friends: Excuse me, he asked for no pickles
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