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anime

the legal way to beat off to an 8 year old
anime: just look around the internet... im sure you'll find an example.
god damned pedophiles....
by captain yar December 28, 2005
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anime haters

hmm.. looks like we have another dumbass here. you seem to have a good arguement against people who are obsessed with anime, but you dont realize that you have no reason in your arguement to hate anime yourself. i guess you just proved that other guy right, you hate it because it is popular with the loser crowd, not becuse you think there's something wrong with anime. preps are fucking bastards, jocks too. i'm not saying i have anything against football becuase "i was unable to join the team ", it's becuse i hate those egotistical dumbasses who think they're better than everyone else becuse they can throw a ball. and really, why would he want to join a team of ass-slapping, dumbasses just to get beat up? he would almost be a bigger dumbass than you by joining a team for the reason of getting beaten up.
good luck with "McDonalds". i'm sure you definitely deserve to work in such a great facility as that if you can't even spell it.
well i'm glad you're proud for you on that 1.5 "GPA", (rounding that off with a nice C+ in science for giving your teacher head but lowering that down with a D in grammar). yeah, nice little play you wrote too, it was about as entertaining as a 10 year old runnning the special olympics. and both of you are wrong on one thing, the stereotypical anime weakling geek and the anime-hating jock. i have a friend who likes anime, although not quite obsessed with it as others, and he has joined a football team and kicked plenty of ass.
and why are you here on your computer anyways? itsn't it too "nerdy" for you? shouldn't you be going out and slapping your friends asses and throwing around balls while your parents spoil you and bribe your teachers into giving you good grades so you can go the most snobby-est, most expensive college they could afford?
seriously they should ban dumbasses like you from the internet....
by ass January 27, 2005
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animesque

the act of being like a japanese anime character; having qualities or characteristics similar to japanese anime
Tim Vanderpek was being very animesque yesterday.

If you don't quit your animesque ways i'm going to kick your ass.

Congradulations Mrs. Jones you've just had an animesque child.
by Michael Scholl April 16, 2004
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Anime

Anime characters don’t pull shit on you. They don’t stab you in the back and blackmail you. They don’t break up with you or ignore you. They don’t stop being friends with you after four years without explaining why. Sure they don’t exist, but they’re better than 90% of the people that do.
I prefer anime over humans.
by Ummimnotsure September 28, 2017
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anime bitches

Thicc or sexually appealing anime females who probably have mountains of hentai and doujins drawn of them and who's tiddies are especially appealing to look at.
Weeb 1: Damn dude you see those anime bitches on the show that aired last night?
Weeb 2: hell yeah, the blonde one had some big ass tiddies.
Weeb 3: you guys like anime girls? *Scoff* get a life.
Weeb 1 and Weeb 2: ANIME BITCHES ARE LIFE!!!
by Don't pre order July 10, 2018
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anime

A Japanese Cartoon. The STEREOTYPICAL anime usually follows this formula

~Bland male protagonist that makes everyone else in the anime look amazing
~Add a bubbly cute female character that is always happy/acts like a little kid
~Add a brooding character that believes everything is stupid
~Add a villain or two to add tension
~Storyline
~Bland male protagonist develops a relationship with a female that has a colorful personality
~Drama
~Ending, everything turns out for the best usually

Stereotypical Character
~Big hair that is wildly colorful (think neon green or plum purple)
~Eccentric outfit
~Big Ass Eyes
~Giant boobs (for the ladies)
~Four different kinds of personality's: Bubbly, Brooding, Angst-y, or Delightfully kind hearted

Honestly, if your looking anime on the internet.... I would just watch a few episodes of a couple of different animes (on netflix or hulu) to see if anime is something you would enjoy. Careful though! Because it can be addictive
anime, xxxHolic, Samurai Champloo, Naruto, Fruits Basket, and so much more!
by Whoa..whoa...just whoa December 5, 2012
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Anime

Annyoing form of animation that people who wear clip-on fox tails on their pants always talk about and never shut up about-no matter how uninterested their victim clearly is
Alexa in my English class was wearing a clip on fox tail on her jeans while talking about Anime

Caroline wouldn't stop talking about Pokemon even though nobody cared about Pikachu and Weedle

I regrettably watched Sailor Moon when I was 5 not knowing it was Anime
by repoed2 January 13, 2009
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