The Amber Turd

This is a sexual activity where a woman eats Taco Bell, shits on her partner's pillow, shoves his face in it while pegging him, then calls the cops on him for sexual assault.

"I'm currently in jail with pinkeye because my girlfriend gave me The Amber Turd"

by WeldJesus April 27, 2022

amber heard

An adjective for abusive women.Also a piece of shit.

Dude,she is such an Amber heard.You gotta break up with her mate.

by p20kin April 27, 2021

Amber turd

Taking a huge shit on you and your partners bed for them to clean it up

She left an amber turd on the bed

by Your pseudonyms pseudonym May 30, 2022

Amber turd

The act of pooping on a bed, usually done against people you despise. It is done to mark your territory, usually performed by primates.

Person A: oh lord and mercy, someone did an amber turd, right on my bed.
Person B: what's that?
Person A: it's when you shit on someone's bed.

by Prosimian June 14, 2022

amber turd

a stupid bitch who took a shit on the amazing Jhonny Depp's bed and claimed he abused her, also the act of shitting really big and it hurts

p1; I just took an amber turd broo
p2; oh daaaang bro is your asshole okay?

by froggosarevcute June 9, 2022

amber lamps

a specially equipped motor vehicle, airplane, ship, etc., for carrying sick or injured people, usually to a hospital

Oh, you leakin'.
Call da amber lamps!

by Featherlight910 February 16, 2010

amber gambler

A driver who speeds through yellow lights in order to get through before they turn red.

everyones an amber gambler

by oracle August 19, 2004