1 definition by Prosimian
The act of pooping on a bed, usually done against people you despise. It is done to mark your territory, usually performed by primates.
Person A: oh lord and mercy, someone did an amber turd, right on my bed.
Person B: what's that?
Person A: it's when you shit on someone's bed.
Person B: what's that?
Person A: it's when you shit on someone's bed.
by Prosimian June 14, 2022