alpha dork

The nerd that usually walks over other nerds in their geek squad. The alpha dork usually has more eye catching things about them such as tattoos or possibly muscles to distinguish themself from the stereotypical nerds that spend all their time with a book over their face.

The alpha dork was the one that acted as the portal to the outside world for the other nerds in his group. He/she was the one that knew everything there was the one that knew everything there was to know about the opposite sex, sports, cars, weapons, violence and other alpha shit that the other nerds couldn't study/learn from reading a book, so he was the one they thought was their MVN their most valuable nerd. Kind of like their leader.

by The Original Agahnim December 28, 2021

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Alpha Female

A girl, usually short and stocky in stature, who is the dominate member of a group of girls. She typically was a soccer or lacrosse player in high school and continues to impose her athletic aggression on her pretty friends while out with them at a bar.

The tall brunette I was talking to at the bar was in love with me. Right when I was about to take her to Ron's house, her alpha female friend became enraged and forced her to leave.

by tactrash July 11, 2008

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Alpha John

1. a species of animals that mate asexually yet flirt with girls. Many laws of nature associate with him such as the law of desperation.
2.One who is alpha
3. a man at MRHS

Wow, he is an Alpha John

by mrhs1994 May 05, 2009

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