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alice donker

dodgy girl who farts on men with some nice tits and a phat ass with a dodgy personality
damn that alice donker girl is nice but she farts on men
by aw5917042 November 22, 2021
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Alice

Alice is a beautiful girl she’s really smart and talented. She is a positive girl and always see the good things on people no matter what . She can be super sensitive sometimes with other people’s opinions but no matter what she always tried to be happy. She’s funny, smart , beautiful and really shy but she’s a great person . She doesn’t have a boyfriend because she’s to good for a boy to play with her. She’s quite and shy person first when you meet her but after you know her more you will never going to let her go of your life . Alice is a gray friend that friend that you can trust and tell her things and she’s not going to judge you, shes going to help you and be there for you she puts her friends before of her and would always puts her family and friends before herself she’s a very nice girl and a loyal friend she’s always going to make you happy and never let you be sad you should have a girl like Alice and your life and always treat her nice and take care of it and value it because it is worth a lot
She’s cute , smart , shy and adorable probably an Alice
by Sofi_priv November 20, 2023
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Alice

Alice is a blue eyed penis face, smelly, meany. She often spasses the fuck out for no reason. She is fairly high on the spectrum and looks like an absolute reptile. She’s long as fuck but has Barrie doll feet and a PHAT ass deformed lookin pinky finger. If you see her she’ll probably be limping cos one of her legs was stolen from a midget which left the midget in a wheelchair. Horrible when you think about it.
Person1: See that girl with the tiny ass leg and fucked up pinky

Person2: oh yeah Alice
by Thiccboiiii69 April 14, 2020
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Alice Kelly

She’s a big fat slut who has no eyebrows. She’s so fat you can hear her footsteps from a mile away.

Lola and Freya :)
Random girl: you see that girl, Alice Kelly, she’s a big whore
by P_trained December 7, 2019
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Alice

The most beautiful and kind girl I’ve ever met. She’s the most precious thing to me. We may not be so close physically but my heart is fucking stranger to yours alice. I’m in love with you. So miserably in love.
me: I think i’m in love with Alice
by L_loves_A January 27, 2025
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Alice Springs Fire Fighter

You and a mate, preferably another bloke “cos you ain’t a bloke till ya had a bloke ;)” boof a pint of Guinness, hold it in and do a few star jumps to shake it up. Then lie down on your back, arseholes facing each other and unleash as if your friend is on fire and the only thing that will put them out is your sodden bubbly bum juice. Squirt true and hard champion. Godspeed
Bloke 1: Hey Joe, you wanna do an Alice Springs Fire Fighter?

Bloke 2: Fuckn oath Tony!
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Alice

Alice is only the most best friends you could ever hope to have. She always has your back even if you're wrong. The truest and most loyal friend. She's always right, always, so don't even try it. She is so funny and outspoken. She's never afraid Even in the toughest situations. If you have a problem, you better call Alice if you want it solved. She's so happy and chipper and full of fun. I wish I could see Alice every day. She's my best friend
That Alice is just the best.
by Hillshaveeyes86 January 6, 2024
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