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Rauncho Asshole

1) An absolutely disgusting object or situation.
2) A filthy rectum. Not always deemed as such by observation of said rectum, but by general knowledge of a certain person's general hygiene.
3) A type of hotsauce.
1) Dude, that Wendy's we went to last night was Rauncho Asshole.
2) Get your Rauncho Asshole off my property, you filthy hippy!
3) Dude, my burger needs some Rauncho Asshole.
by Tommy Daniel July 2, 2008
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Phantom Asshole

The overweight closet muncher in the family
who typically raids the refrigerator and pantry of all the good food late at night, in top secrecy. They are best
known for not leaving a trace of thier presence
and will almost always return an empty
box to the shelf instead of putting it in the trash.
Hey Chris, who ate all the fried
chicken, I don't know Jim. Must have been the phantom asshole.
by BillButtlicker January 16, 2010
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The asshole policy

When you meet someone you don't really care for and don't want to talk to you can implement the asshole policy by immediately portraying yourself as an asshole. The desired effect is that the other person will leave you alone.

When you meet someone that is obviously arrogant you can implement the asshole policy by coming off as an asshole before they have a chance to be an assohole first.
You: "I was at the bar last nite and this fat drunk chick started hitting on me, I had to tell her that the dress she was weraring makes her look fat to get her to leave me alone."

Friend: "Oh so you implemented the asshole policy?"

You: "Yes I certainly did!"

Example 2
Loser sitting next to you: "Hey man, watch this I'll bet I can get that hot bartender into bed tonight."

You: "Dude you couldn't get laid in a monkey whore-house if you had a sack full of bannanas." (You just put the asshole policy into effect)
by dangoombie February 23, 2010
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Brass Asshole

An intensified form of the word asshole. The purest form of an asshole. To be the brownest, flakiest, poopiest, hairiest, and most dingleberry-laden, asshole of the bunch.
You slept with my girlfriend, you brass asshole.
by Dean O' Banion December 12, 2010
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angry asshole

When you eat too much spicy food and take a shit..... When your asshole hurts.
I had a huge fucking burrito with a ton of chile. Tonight I will have an angry asshole.
by bigbitchmrsv2 October 31, 2011
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Callous Asshole

A cold hearted and mean individual bordering on cruel.

Word carries strong connotative meanings.
Person 1: Your nothing more then a callous asshole.
Person 2 (Male): What did you call me?
Person 3: I think she just called you a homosexual.
by Gumdrop144 June 23, 2013
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collapsed asshole

An asshole who is so into himself that no empathy can escape his douchemosphere
Randal was very upset about his grandmother's passing in that tragic circus fire but, adding insult to injury, his collapsed asshole of a brother Scott wouldn't stop bragging about inheriting more than 200 pounds of oversized shoes, pants, and blouses.
by SirJekyllStrike August 4, 2015
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