Ashley Madison

A sausage fest. Penis-palooza. An event or crowd that promises to be full of attractive women, but turns out to be nothing but a bunch of horny men standing around.

The website for having affairs with married people, Ashley Madison, was found to mostly be comprised of desperate men, with fake profiles for women to lure them in.

Ashley Madison is now abusing the DMCA (Digital Millennium Copyright Act) to try and remove the evidence of that and the massive leak of usernames, invoking the Streisand effect.

"That beach party was a huge Ashley Madison; there wasn't enough booze to make up for the lack of bikini babes."

by allergic_to_myself October 9, 2015

Ashley

a drop dead gorgeous girl with an amazing figure, and the body of a goddess

Have you seen Ashley? She is the most beautiful girl here.

by sexygirl8172 July 19, 2009

Stupid Asshole

When a person is being an asshole, but is too dumb to realize it.

"Hey, who's that?"
"Oh that's Zach. He's a stupid asshole."

by 2chainzrules24 May 20, 2015

ashleigh

a pretty girl who is confident in what she does.
very trust worthy and easy to talk to.
usually one of the nicest women you'll ever meet.
always has an interesting story to tell

boy 1: man I'm just having a terrible day. my gf broke up with me and I just need a nice girl who won't break my heart.

boy 2: sorry man I just don't care. maybe if you meet an ashleigh she will help you out. or you might fall in love with her

boy 1: thanks man. I'll go talk to the one in my math class

by ashhlaay March 9, 2009

AAhole

The person at your party who's been through rehab and brings everyone down with their horror stories when you're just tryin' to get your buzz on.

That AAhole keeps giving me lectures about codependency and it really makes me want another drink.

by Moongrl22 November 18, 2009

Ashleey

A really fantastic girl who is nice to a lot of people! She is beautiful, caring, and knows how to make people happy. Ashleey is the greatest friend anyone could ask for!

Did you see Ashleey today? She sat by someone who everyone was making fun of and was a friend to them!

by Lasagna_Cat November 11, 2016

ashley

a bad ass bitch that doesnt fuck around and you dont want to piss her off you're going to regret it shes unique and popular and gets multiple boys but she loves FOOD

"do you see that girl?" hayley said.
"yeah! she looks like an ashley" marley said.

by Heebeey December 25, 2016