asian bird flu

Same as yellow fever.

That dude has come down with asian bird flu -- he is interested only in asian girls.

by albinoraccoon March 1, 2011

Asian scene

A commotion or scuffle when individuals or parties fight to pay the bill.

Mr. Chang: Oh let me get this one.
Mr. Lee: No, no. You paid last time, it's my turn.
Mr. Chang: Back off son or I'm about to start an Asian scene.

Put away wallet Xue Ling or mama will make Asian scene!

by J5T June 13, 2011

Asian Sitdown

When one or more Asian people sit down and have a conversation, usually about something that is uncomfortable or conflict-driven.

After our breakup, Joni and I needed to have an Asian sitdown to talk about how we were going to divide our things.

When I heard that Margie was spreading gossip about me, I emailed her and told her we needed to have an Asian sitdown.

by dkyn September 27, 2012

Asiananigan

ā·zhən·NA·ni·gən
noun
Origin: Asian + Shenanigans

Any activity or object that normal people associate as originating from or being enthusiastically assimilated by the strange Asian cultures, though not necessarily exclusive to them.

"C. Kim was partial to egg rolls and other Asiananigans, such as Hello Kitty, Kamikaze, and studying every day in high school."

by HENGEN December 9, 2012

asian alarmclock

its when you throw a math textbook in the air making it crash to the floor and wake someone up

man i missed my math test and the next day my dad asian alarmclocked me butt fucking early in the morning to study

by TextileSmartass November 2, 2014

asian wasted

To drink half a shot and be completely hammered. Symptoms include red in the face, yelling, followed by sleepiness, and generally end up passed out within 10 min.

"Should we invite gen to come out tonight?"

"Hell no, last time she got Asian wasted and started yelling at the bartender before passing out on the bar."

by GenBean July 22, 2016

Asian Roulette

pretty much like Russian roulette but except no gun. instead of a gun, we have an Asian that's going to get roasted by a group of 2-7 but every time the Asian gets roasted he can legally beat you up. you can try to block and dodge but he will hit you anywhere worse than the spot the Asian is aiming for.

Guy: Hey dude wanna play Asian roulette?
Guys Friend: Yeah dude lets play it. but you have to pay for my medical bills.
Guy: you too
-Asian Gets Roasted-
Asian: I'm going to fuck you ass up
-Asian beats Guys Friend-
play Asian roulette at your own risk

by chingchongchlnaman February 19, 2019