Allen Key

A state of mind that can only be reached through the consumption of copious amounts of ketamine.

You may feel the urge to dismantle and reassemble IKEA furniture or adjust several bike seats with your head.

Person 1: "I am an Allen Key, put me back in the toolbox, babe"

Person 2 (Gandhi): "You need to stop taking horse tranquillisers my child, man is not meant to become small hand tools"

Person 1: "Pffft...whatever it's Allen Keyin' time, I'm boutta Allen Key all over this joint, I'm comin' for your sockets MOTHERLICKA!"

by GammonMuncher69 July 11, 2024

Allen Middle School

An extremely shitty middle school located in central PA. In 2012, after the class of 2017 graduated as 8th graders, the school went downhill with increasingly poor PSSA scores, loss of decent teachers, and removal of classes such as Family Consumer Science. A part of the West Shore School District, it doesn’t take a genius to realize that Allen Middle School is terrible.

Yeah, I went to Allen Middle School. Tech Ed traumatized me, nobody in my grade knew what the Holocaust was, and the PSSA pass rate was 16%.

by RazzleChazzle February 14, 2023

ashlee ray allen

she is a cunt hates people and is a bitch to everyone and hates her name

boy:hey wyd
ashlee ray allen:dont talk to me your ugly

by popolittle February 6, 2022

allen cui

daddy zaddy cutie person. he always lights up your day and is very funny. hes also a sussy baka. yet he is the most delightfl person u could ever meet. you should call him zaddy if u ever meet someone called Allen Cui.

Zaddy Allen Cui, You're such a cutie.
Thanks!

by allen_cuiTEHAHAH February 8, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025

Bumper Allen

A guy who is so hot he makes me weak in my knees

Amy: Did you see the head Treblemaker

Hailey: Yeah. His name is Bumper Allen

by Treblemaker_Girl2003 February 5, 2023

Yasmine Allen

Yasmine is a beautiful Mixed girl that wants so to do many things in her life. She maybe shy and somewhat silent but has a beautiful voice and spends time with her best friends at school. She's a prude but will date someone until she finds the right guy or girl for her cause guys would try to date her to make their exes jealous and she ain't that type of girl. She has a whole lot of skills and she's really beautiful cause everything about her is Wonderful and great. She supports BLM,LGBTQ and others. She absolutely hates it when people try to say shit about her so don't mess with her. She really cares about what's going on today right now .

Here's what Yasmine Allen would do
Boy 1: Hey Yasmine wanna go out sometime
Ex girl 1: looking at Me all mad
Me: no thank you

Yasmine makes her own decisions

Boy 2: hi Yasmine so I was kinda thinking maybe you and I can go to the movies tonight so would like you to go with me
Me: sure I love to go with you but I gotta ask my mom
Boy 2: so yes?
Me: yes
Yasmine makes good ones

by DepressedBitch2005 November 23, 2021