Jeff Albertson

Comic Book Guy's real name. As seen on the Simpsons.

Ned Flanders: I don't believe we've met.

Comic Book Guy: My name is Jeff Albertson, but everybody calls me Comic Book Guy.

by sextoaster February 6, 2005

Fat Albert

a 70's cartoon about a big fat guy who says "HEY HEY HEY!"

Fat Albert was the funniest cartoon in the 70's and 80's and I wish they would bring it back on tv.

by Stacy April 9, 2004

Alberto

BIG HUGE SHLONG DICK

Alberto a guy with a BIG DICK

by Emma209 March 10, 2019

aleatta

A Smart,beautiful,intelligent girl.A Aleatta always will stand up for her friends.She is a red head and a bookworm.She is very talented and is a great singer.If you’re friends with a Aleatta then your very lucky.keep her close and let her know how great she is!

Aleatta is a wonderful friend to have!

by [e-mail] May 13, 2018

Alberte

The name of someone incredibly intelligent, beautiful, sexy and hot!

She's also that kindda girl, other girls dream of becoming. Alberte is a dreamgirl!

I wish I was Alberte.

by Emilie Christensen December 8, 2011

alberted

being led on and pursued by someone who ends up bailing on you last minute

"She set up a time for a date then just flaked. smh i got alberted"
"He asked me out then rescinded his offer. Did I just get alberted?"
"I really like this guy and I think he might like me, but i'm not sure and i dont wanna get alberted"

by jewyhaystack November 6, 2017

Albert Hammond Jr.

A guitarist for the Strokes (along with Nick Valensi). Credited for accentuating the unique, palatable fashion of the band.

Has the biggest hair and personality of all 5 members.

His father, Albert Hammond, was a producer.

Attended New York Film School.

by Julia B. July 16, 2008