Alcohol PTSD

The feeling of not being able to look at alcohol due to a bad hangover. Also includes not being able to drink certain type of alcohol due to a bad experience with it.
No alcohol for me tonight i still have Alcohol PTSD from last week
by SkinnyQueenHungryHippo February 10, 2018
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Alcohol bomb

A form of Molotov cocktail that uses alcohol as the flammable liquid
The alcohol bomb should have 50% or more alcohol content in the alcohol
by Сейдж August 25, 2023
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refined alcohol

A portable tabletop alcohol appliance that instantly refines the savoriness of wine and spirits without diluting the alcohol, or compromising the ABV. Refined alcohol makes inexpensive wines or spirits taste like top-shelf.
"I refined alcohol using a new barware appliance to reduce the burn and smooth the finish. It was a superior drinking experience."

"Why settle for mediocrity when you can make every tasting session extraordinary by refining your alcohol and experience"
by Collide Refining Tower October 21, 2023
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Dysfunctional Alcoholic

A person who is so addicted to alcohol, that they require alcohol in order to perform simple day to day tasks. This is different from a functional alcoholic, which is someone who can function without drinking and is merely an insufferable fuckwad when they haven't had a drink in a while.
Did you hear about Dave? He's turned into a dysfunctional alcoholic and his house is being reposessed.
by Baldr57 August 11, 2020
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noun

A tongue-in-cheek term used to describe the premature onset of a receding hairline, often attributed to a combination of genetics, stress, and sheer bad luck. FAHD sufferers are known for their valiant attempts to cover up their condition with creative hairstyles, hats, and an unwavering sense of humor.
Tyler's new haircut did nothing to hide his Fetal Alcohol Hairline Disorder (FAHD), but at least he has a good hat collection.
by yoos July 24, 2024
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Alcohol Armor

Nectar from the gods (or Angel piss) that is formulated to allow you to imbibe - and not wake up feeling like a little bitch.
I drank alcohol armor while I got hammered last night… I woke up and went to the gym. Then went to a soup kitchen - as in a gangbang in a Prius.
by Ultimo Gringo November 08, 2022
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