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father-out-law

When unmarried, your significant other's father.
I'm going to get dinner with my father-out-law tonight.
by pyba May 4, 2016
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father rice cake

the oldest know rice cake to walk this planet. father rice cake is best known for causing the world to spin on its axis.
honey its time for bed, please go pray to father rice cake.
by Tablecloth_wanker March 22, 2020
mugGet the father rice cakemug.

Abusive Step Father

Your Step Dad Beat's You he's a Abusive Step Father
by xXMrSoftBoiXx November 15, 2019
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Zero Father Figures

When you reply to raptv’s tweets with “YB better” “youngboy would never” “post youngboy” or “don’t care”
wow look at that jobless weirdo that commented yb better under raptv’s reply’s he must have zero father figures
by bigbaddaddy;) May 1, 2021
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ur mother a father

An old insult, forgotten by many. It give the opponent you use it on terrible confusion, especially when you say this after you say "ur mom gay". It is worse than all the "ur" insults combined. Yes, including "ur dog a frog". Everytime you use this insult, a gay mother somewhere in the world will die.
Bobby: You're an absolute fucking walnut
Jeff: Ur mom gay
Bobby: So what?
Jeff: Ur mother a father
Bobby: *suffers a heart attack and fucking esplodes*
by keay April 11, 2018
mugGet the ur mother a fathermug.

Are you my father?

Yes, I am your father and I have brought back some milk! I also bought that lego set you want and got you a $100 dollar bill for your 10th birthday.
person 1: Are you my father?
person 2: Yes, I am. So get in my white van and ride to Toys R Us with me.
by Beastmode1158 November 2, 2020
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Father baby daddy

A father baby daddy is the daddy of a baby daddy. A father baby daddy often tries to sleep with his baby daddy son's baby momma, on occasion resulting in another baby and creating a true level 3000 father baby daddy, who now has two baby daddy sons, a grandbaby, and a baby mama mistress.
Man, my father baby daddy really getting on my nerves this week¡ He slept with my baby mama and now I got a baby daddy baby brother on the way¿
by Fatherbabydaddy3000 October 22, 2019
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