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Bladed

To be beyond f'd up. So drunk you're on the cusp of the spins and/or needing help to walk and possibly even speak.

The 5th and final stage of the:
"1. Bent

2. Bented

3. Dented

4. Faded

5. Bladed"
drunkenness scale.
Holy sheep shit bruh, I'm legit Bladed! I was hardly even "Dented" an hour ago 🤔. Them last 2 shotguns hit me hard homes!
by YouAintThatTall May 6, 2024
mugGet the Bladedmug.

bladee

my favorite artist but for some reason whenever i listen to him i suddenly forget how to bathe myself
"BROOOO you smell like SHITTT!"
"chill bruh im listening to bladee rn"
"makes sense"
by wzrd101 June 10, 2025
mugGet the bladeemug.

Rave got da blade

A phrase someone says when they have broken head clippers and is getting shouted at by the person whos hair they are cutting
"Ouch that hurts"- victim

"Rave got da blade you ungratefull little twat"- barber
by WildWillez December 12, 2020
mugGet the Rave got da blademug.

Blade

Do you know blade ?
by lulzdoc August 2, 2023
mugGet the Blademug.

Aurora Blade

Man: OH SHITT I GOT A AURORA BLADE IN MY ASS
by stupidsamery874 April 6, 2023
mugGet the Aurora Blademug.

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