pull a baker

a joke made based off of hannah baker’s death, where she slit her wrists in her bathtub

person 1: “i haven’t watched 13 reasons why but i wanna pull a baker”
person 2: “what’s that?”

by hey im here September 24, 2022

Hana the baker

A swaggy baker who is short and swag.

Are you a Hana the baker?

by _m1ku_ March 8, 2021

cave baker

A massagonist man who speaks like a cave man and spends most of his time getting high. He tries to meet women on Hinge but his dialect ( mostly Dutch) prevents him from getting his point across

That rude guy that kept texting me is such a cave baker.

by Zillah1014 January 15, 2019

Baker’s dozen

When you make a woman’s buns clap 13 times

Last night I gave my girl a baker’s dozen

by Datbitch23456 September 6, 2021

Kevin Baker

An American novelist and journalist.

Kevin Baker's middle book of the City of Fire trilogy, Paradise Alley, was the best of the three.

by rew1572 May 11, 2010

Baker

Someone who is constantly mooching off of you and overstays their welcome then gives you COVID-19 then while you're in the hospital possibly dying proceeds to try and hookup with your ol' lady

He got me so sick I was admitted to the hospital and he tried to bang my girl!
Damn, what a baker!

by Iowagirl69 February 15, 2023

Baker L Saturday

Noun:1)The only human being in the world that you must never fuck with.
2)The baddest bitch to ever do it.

You can try them all, but don't get on Baker L Saturday's bad side.

by Katherine Altengorimo November 23, 2021