Rack Monster

In the military the rack is your bunk. To rack out or hit the rack is to go to bed for the purpose of sleeping. If you find it difficult to get out of bed through fatigue, laziness, illness, hangover, depression, or any of a number of other reasons, then the "rack Monster" has ahold of you.

"I know we were all going to see Tina the Cat Woman today, but the Rack Monster had ahold of me and wouldn't let go."

by Big Tim 1949 May 20, 2009

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Anal Monster

A dirty lil monster who hides in your anal cavity. Everyone has one (unless you got yours removed). Although they may tear the inside of your asshole apart from time to time with their claws -- they are only referred to monsters because no one understands them. They are brown and hairy. Some even call them the Sasquatch of our buttholes. But, all-in-all, they are majestic and independent organisms. That live in our buttholes.

When I was a child I used to have the strong urge to stick my sneaky lil fingers up my asshole. But, with the help from my anal monster, I don't have fingers anymore because he clawed them off. Thus ending my gross habit.

When I was in ninth grade, I thought I was gay. So I let a homosexual stick his penis in my anus. My Anal Monster tore his penis apart. He saved me -- because faggots are stupid. I don't want to be stupid.

by AnalMonster666 February 19, 2015

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Nookie Monster

Nookie meaning having sex. Play on the name "Cookie Monster" from sesame street. Used as a pet name for someone that you have a sexual relationship with.

"Ana's my lil Nookie Monster!"
"That broad's a fucking Nookie Monster"

by halflesbianhalfatheist September 22, 2005

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