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Kyle.. there is a lot to say. He’s a cute boy who is smart and funny. He’s the kind of guy who would give you his hoodie when you say your cold or cuddle you when you had a ruff day. He would kiss your temple and tell you everything would be ok and that he’s there for you always. Before he kisses you he would look you deep into your eyes. When your to tired to get to bed he would carry you to bed and tuck you in. If you were drunk he wouldn’t take advantage of you, he would hold your hair back. When you haven’t seen him in weeks or even months he would run up to you and hug you tight. If any guy is ever hitting on you or even getting to close he would come up to you put him arm around your waist and say “sorry she’s mine” and pull you away even if you didn’t want to leave. When he would dance with you he would tease you and try to but his hands on your butt but you would slap his hand away. He would smirk and try again until you let him. He is the perfect guy.
Person one ”Do you see how Kyle looks at you before he kisses you?”
You “No, explain

Person one “ He looks at you like your his everything
by Eoz the sniper July 10, 2019
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a real douche:) his hobbies include punching drywall, playing xbox, drinking monsters, yelling at his mommy and most importantly leading girls on with his fat chode.
"oh man today has sucked" i said
"oh god did you talk to kyle again today?" connor said
"yeah" i said
"god he is SUCH a dummy” connor said.
by emothiccy July 3, 2019
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A white guy with ADHD that most likely drinks monster.
Kyle took all the energy drinks
by Tanner Heart April 27, 2019
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bitch who orders the same thing as me in olive garden. he's so fucking petty. like it was embarrassing having the olive garden waiter flirt with him because he thought he was gay.
me: "bitch, stop being so fucking gay kyle."
kyle: "dr. peppie."
by ikea bird July 28, 2020
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Kyles have been born since the dawn of time until recent production of drywall and monsters little was known about their curious nature, but when studied in their natural environment you can normally catch them chugging monsters and punching holes through drywall when they aren't doing that they are usually riding their BMX bikes in skate parks with their friends.
we need to knock all this drywall down go get kyle.
by Luna9192 July 13, 2019
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A person who drinks cans of monster and punches holes in drywall
Shauna doesn't like him hes such a kyle
by yofery May 23, 2019
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Kyle is someone who stocks up on Monster Energy Drinks for all 4 seasons. They play football and are very athletic. They are very energetic and can't seem to stay still. They are 6'11. They smash all the girls that they almost smash as much as Chad.

Goddamn....
dumb 5'2 jeremy: "chILLOUT, KYLE. Stop drinking all the Monster and Gatorade drinks. We are saving them for the game!"

Chad: "Stfu, Jermery... piece of shit"
by kooksthetic October 15, 2019
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