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Loose cannon

A woman who keeps popping out offspring like they are stuck in the 1940's.
Yo, is that the loose cannon's child over there?

That girl keeps dropping babies like a loose cannon drops ammo.
by Deputy Douchebag October 5, 2020
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Flesh Cannon

Cock, penis, dick, etc.
dude, you are such a fag, you are staring at the flesh cannon in that porn video.

I wanna shoot guns. Wanna shoot my flesh cannon.

My flesh cannon blew DNA all over that hookers face.
by DT105CF May 30, 2013
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Shannon the Cannon

Spakka's misses that does nothing but catch COVID and shag every man she sees.
Jim: 'Is Shannon the Cannon able to come over tonight mummy'
by Man a boasty. December 2, 2021
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guava-cannon

Slang for pussy- especially one that ejaculates, queefs, or pops out shitty children excessively.
"Looking down the barrel of that chick's guava-cannon is like staring at the distended mouth of a palsy patient."

"Swear t'Jesus- I was lyin' on the bed after we fucked, and she climbed over me to use the bathroom. All'a sudden her guava-cannon fires off, and now I gots the chunkies in mah chest hair."
by Abdallah Price November 4, 2011
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rib cannons

Very large breasts on an otherwise smaller woman. So large that they're almost out of porportion.
Jeez, did you see the Rib Cannons on that lil' lady? I'm surprised she doesn't have back problems..
by stix J January 26, 2011
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Cannon Fire

When you put a cannon up a girls pussy or ass and fire a cannon ball out covered in cum making her cum more times then she has ever done in her life in one night but making her exploded in the process.
Friend : Yo dude i fucked the hell out of a girl last night making her cum 3 times

You: But dude did you use cannon fire

Friend: No
You: well it makes a girl cum more times in her life in one day then her whole life but making her exploded too
Friend: I'm trying that next
by Retard Mike December 5, 2018
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man cannon

a guys cock that shoots out cannon balls
hey quazzle i bet u like to shoot your man cannon up other guys hershie highway
you damn quaz
by billythesnipe June 15, 2003
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