A lightskin hispanic dude who tries to and usually fucks every girl or guy he meets. Bryan loves to constantly stare at people and have a creepy smile to go with it. He's fake, ignorant and very selfish; he only cares about/ does things for himself, his family, and his girlfriend but don't do shit for anyone else outside of that circle. He think his dick is gold, it's not; plus he loves to touch other guys in intimate sexual ways i.e. grabbing their sides, lower back, and butt. Pretends to be straight but is really gay or bi but too big of a coward to admit it, he calls other guys cute and kisses at them. Bryans will tell you that they love you but they just want to victimize you for their own sick selfish pleasure and then move on like they ain't did nothing wrong. Bryan have big ass hands that feel hot when they touch/grab you because he's perverse and won't respect your personal space. Bryans don’t care about your feelings and most have mental issues and will talk about you behind your back but won't own up to what he said when called out.
"Bryan touches me way too much and it makes me feel very uncomfortable! "
"Yeah he's creepy, I don't like him."
"Yeah he's creepy, I don't like him."
The most sigma, dattebayo, ultra instinct, gyatt, rizz specialist, fanum tax producer, alpha chad of a man. He can make your best day even bester and your worst day even bester. If you are nice to him, he can be your most best nakama. However, if you make him mad, he will go feral on you and make you regret that you were ever born.
by Oh Bryan November 26, 2023
a person who likes black men jiggling their bootycheeks while they are covered in baby oil while they are butt naked in the shower
by adrianlikeblackguysjiggling April 26, 2022
the most amazing guy. who actually has an IQ over 9000. and is the most important person in the world. you can also describe him as perfect.
he is a bryan
by the saviour of the memes November 05, 2019
Someone who is understanding and caring and is always there for you. He always puts in effort so you know he cares. He always knows how to make me laugh and can always tell when something is wrong. I’ve only known him for a couple months but I couldn’t imagine my life without him now. He is one of the only things keeping me here. Bryan is the guy I’m in love with and all I want is for him to be mine. Bryan if you see this no matter how long it’s been since we talked know that you will always have a place in my heart. I will have love for you always.
Bryan is my favorite person.
by hopelesslyinlovewithhim November 30, 2021
by Hannahkat November 08, 2020
He is so blind he doesn’t see what he needs is right infront of him. He misses hints thrown at him so you can say it directly , he has met the love of his life already he is just focused on games not realizing.
by 4ktayl June 19, 2023