Brain Crunching

Intensely thinking about something obsessively and/or endlessly.

I laid awake in bed for 5 hours last night brain crunching about an idea for my Youtube channel.

by Jordan Newsom May 19, 2016

Squirrel Brain

When you are so dumb the only logical explanation is the fact that your brain is the size of a squirrel.

"Connor just asked where Cancun was located...he is such a squirrel brain"

by FuckgirlMads May 3, 2018

Cycling Brain

It's the brain fog you get after a hard bike ride and the excuse you use for messing up simple things. It's your brain after cycling.

Forgot to water the garden - Cycling brain
Took a wromg turn while navigating - Cycling brain.
Messed up the spelling of wrong and did not notice it - Cycling brain.

by copa6 July 12, 2023

Brain Juice

Referring to the amount of cognitive function someone has relative to a period of time. It can be used as a general gauge for creativity, energy, mental capacity, etc. Similar context to gasoline as fuel for a car.

"There's no way I can work on this project, I'm out of brain juice after that test."
"Get some sleep, it'll help you get back some brain juice"

by jaikomodo December 10, 2021

Stellaris Brain

An extremely smart person, one who typically plays the 4x game Stellaris.

“I’m so stellaris brain I can’t answer the question of why cheese smells so good”

by DasMeThad April 13, 2021

bdo brain

A state in which a gamer recklessly spends money on loot boxes and lootscrolls, despite getting crons stones and already having hundreds of lootscrolls. Playing other video games is seen as a loss of potential gains on BDO.

Person 1: Yeah I bought that pack on sale for $150, got a few cron stones but those lootscrolls will come in handy when we don't have siege and get handed the castle next weekend.
Person 2: Damn bro you got bdo brain!

by KDA PLAYER May 5, 2021

Brain Day

The art of training your mind to be less idiotic. Just like working out your body at the gym, you need to get in your mental reps or else you will become a moron. Not observing brain day could result in bodily harm, embarrassment, death, or all three at once.

Hey did you see Jamaraquay try to ride a bike on a treadmill? He must've skipped brain day.

by fsdzgxchjvbknllm May 17, 2021