Somebody who has the memory of a goldfish.
He yells at you, “get on the sidewalk boy u gettin I.C”.
He points at crowds saying, “come here boy you done” for long periods of time.
He tries to control crowds but they always overpower him.
The only way to protect yourself is drop out of school when going to 8th grade. And stay away from this creature in all other grades... just follow the rules when you see him.
He yells at you, “get on the sidewalk boy u gettin I.C”.
He points at crowds saying, “come here boy you done” for long periods of time.
He tries to control crowds but they always overpower him.
The only way to protect yourself is drop out of school when going to 8th grade. And stay away from this creature in all other grades... just follow the rules when you see him.
Daddy Howard took my phone away while writing this.
Daddy Howard is retarded.
Daddy Howard yelled at me on the sidewalk then he asked what he was yelling at me for.
Daddy Howard is retarded.
Daddy Howard yelled at me on the sidewalk then he asked what he was yelling at me for.
by LDaddyOHowardGHater August 24, 2018

When a girl has an absent father and talks to multiple guys for attention and usually falls for guys tht are toxic and treat her badly, because she didn’t have that father figure in her life to teach her how a guys is supposed to treat women.
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by momsed December 23, 2014

The absolute ultimate man of pleasure and laction, bread from the finest of weed bundles and bathed in pure butter. He is the ruler of all those devine and holy.
His butt can fit so much butter.
So much butter.
B u t t e r.
His nose, cremated in devinity and elongated through the snortion of cocaine, has the power to curse the soul of all those ungodly enough to say h e c k.
Can drink at least 5 laxatives while being an absolute sex demon
His butt can fit so much butter.
So much butter.
B u t t e r.
His nose, cremated in devinity and elongated through the snortion of cocaine, has the power to curse the soul of all those ungodly enough to say h e c k.
Can drink at least 5 laxatives while being an absolute sex demon
by CarlWheezerGodOflactation&shit October 21, 2020

An older spicy man in your life that is nurturing and caring like a daddy / daddy dominant, but not in a sexual way. You are cared for by this man, but you don't have sex with him. He may cuddle you, or perhaps choke you as a friend.
Jason Momoa / Khal Drogo is my platonic daddy. I just want him to care for me while I braid his hair and feed him.
by Daddy Deep Dick ™ October 23, 2017
