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Hotter than Satan's Anus

A phrase said when it is unbelievably hot. So hot you think your face is going to melt off.

If hell is the hottest place imaginable, than imagine how hot in must me in Satan's anus.
Good Lord it's hotter than Satan's anus in here!
by LucyLuWhooo December 13, 2010
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crazier than Tom Cruise

pretty fucking crazy because ever since he started getting old and losing his mind, tom cruiseis totally freakin nuts!!!
guy one : dude, i just saw Pearl Harbor and it was the GREATEST MOVIE EVER
guy two : woah man, you're fuckin' crazier than Tom Cruise
by Jennnnnnnn July 4, 2005
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Hotter than Satan's ballsack

This is most hot. This condition occurs only when humidity is almost non existent and temperatures reach that of 120 to 130 degrees Fahrenheit. Wearing body armor and gas masks seem unbearable. Small, dark colored pets die seemingly without warning. A great time to make beef jerky out doors.
Hotter than Satan's Ballsack

Yo dog, it be hotter than Satan's ballsack up in this bitch!
by s2vet June 23, 2010
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Redder Than A Pumped Pussy

To say something is fuckin red
"Fuck man, you're stoned as fuck! Your eyes are Redder Than A Pumped Pussy!"
by AbominusNeferia August 23, 2005
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Gayer than jizz on a mustache

dude, watching dancing with the stars is gayer than jizz on a mustache
by vooks November 4, 2008
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colder than a snowman's junk

adj. When the ambient outdoor temperature is less than the average temperature of the genitalia of a snowman; i.e., very, very cold.
Fuck me, it's colder than a snowman's junk out here!
by SkidMarkyMark November 7, 2009
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better than chuck norris

Bruce Lee, Chuck norris was a pupil of his and has even admitted that if both of them were in their prime, Bruce Lee would win, there is no one to compare to bruce lee
bruce Lee vs. Chuck norris
it would probably end the same way it did in way of the dragon/return of the dragon chuck norris looking like he's going to win, chuck norris would then get cocky, then bruce would make a comeback, he then starts to kick chuck norris' butt, then he breaks his arm and leg and then he breaks chuck norris' neck, Hence, Bruce lee is better than chuck norris.
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