Fountaining

Fountaining is when you engage in oral sex with someone that has had a Tracheotomy in reverse. You insert your penis in the neck hole and maneuver it to come out through the mouth when you ejaculate causing a fountain effect.

I met Sally at the bar after her Trach surgery and I gave her a fountaining.

by Jerick452 January 5, 2025

tennessee fountain

When a large, hollow, cylindrical object (such as a pipe) enters so deep into your asshole, blood leaks out from the other side.

Tim: Hey, so do you do butt stuff?
Brock: Nah, not since I made a Tennessee fountain, its the worst.

by FountainBoss November 27, 2016

Fecal Fountain

When you poop and the water splashes, hitting your butt

Guy 1: Just had a crazy fecal fountain
Guy 2: Impressive

by yummy_thick December 9, 2019

White Chocolate Fountain

This is a sexual act whereby a male ejaculates into the anus of another person. The person with sperm in their anus then proceeds to raise their buttocks in the air and fart, creating a white chocolate fountain.

"Dude, did you know when Elton John farts it Creates a White Chocolate Fountain"

by DaveTheKittyCat April 4, 2021

Fountain Demar

The Montjuich Fountains or The Magic Fountain

Fountain Demar can grant any wishes, however bizarre.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

Water fountain

The easiest possible way to get the flu or any disease

Don’t drink out of the water fountain

by Joedaddyyyyyy January 15, 2020

Carbonated Starfish Slurpee Fountain

When you stretch your asshole and shove it full of mentos, then pour in diet coke and stand with your ass in the air screaming I'm a fountain.

My friend decided to do an art exhibition and performed the Carbonated Starfish Slurpee Fountain.

by dabatrin June 23, 2022