by DillonVentures October 29, 2021
A person, preferably tired and worn out by the bullshit in their life, that swims upstream as a result, like a salmon.
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by Akdillpickle August 10, 2016
A game where you go into a forest with at least 4 or more friends (each person has to be naked for this to work), having one another rub another person with honey and salmon on each member of the game to see which gets chased by a bear first.
"This spring break we should go Salmon-Slathering in the woods."
"The last time I went Salmon-Slathering was 2 months ago."
" This weekend. Salmon-Slathering. Be there or be square."
"The last time I went Salmon-Slathering was 2 months ago."
" This weekend. Salmon-Slathering. Be there or be square."
by CrazyHamburger79 March 21, 2024
When two males dock one another, but one begins to urinate with great force into the other's urethra.
It's called salmoning because it is much like a salmon travelling up stream; it is also known also as up-streaming.
It's called salmoning because it is much like a salmon travelling up stream; it is also known also as up-streaming.
As Jeff was docking Dave, he realized he needed to take a piss. "Just salmon me, baby." Dave said.
"Oh man, I love salmoning guys."
"Oh man, I love salmoning guys."
by Phantumps December 06, 2016