miscalculated 69

Where you end up having sex because dopey fuckwits like yourself don't know that 6 and 9 are the opposite way around

I was born due to a miscalculated 69

by MacSki December 20, 2013

I-69

When you're riding in the car with your partner and they fully reclines the seat, then you lay on the chair with you legs facing the headrest, and slide your head underneath her. The rest is self explanatory

Just I-69'd my girl on the way back from Coachella.

by FLShlong May 14, 2021

No-Nonsense 69

This type of 69 is what happens after a long, grueling day at the office. The male wants to get right down to business so the only thing taken off is the pants and underwear. With his white collared shirt and dress socks still on, he proceeds to sit right on the face of his female counterpart. The male must ALWAYS be on top, it's part of the "no nonsense" label.

After a 12 hour day at the office, multiple power naps, and right after guzzling a Mountain Dew kickstart, Gary burst into the apartment and proceeded to immediately no-nonsense 69 his girlfriend, Ginger. He's a big time no-nonsense 69er, that Gary.

by Kris Pejovich May 24, 2014

69 position

when a girl sucks on a guy's cock and at the same time the guy is eating her up. They are lyin crotch in the face to each other.

She sixty nined me.

by jessica February 21, 2003

69 revolver

A sex position not for the faint of heart, in which two consenting persons engage in the “69” position while simultaneously performing a cartwheel, simulating the revolution of a gun’s chamber.

Guy: hey what’s your favorite sex position?

Jennifer Hoffmann: uhhh I’d have to say the 69 revolver!

Guy: wow, someone very creative, daring, and sexy AF must have come up with that one!

by fenfenjen March 8, 2019

Wild 69

Whils performing the standard 69 male female of course...you engage in a variation where you insert your finger into your partners ass and make them scream. Thereby making the standard 69... "WILD"

While getting blown I shoved my finger in aprils arse and made the fool scream ...haha it was a wild 69

by HOBBIT69 April 9, 2009

69

a number that makes you feel targeted as an individual

Olivia: do you know what 69 means?
Kenzie: yes and i feel targeted as an individual

by kenzie is stupid January 5, 2017