Persian Lardass

This creature lives in the depths of the United States of America. It rarely comes out of hiding when it is full, but if it has an appetite, and you live within a 20 mile radius of a Cava, Chipotle, McDonalds, Five Guys, &Pizza, Buffalo Wild Wings, Wendy’s, California Pizza Kitchen, Dominos, Wawa, Taco Bell, Mission BBQ, or especially New Jersey Michael’s, you better run for your life. This creature sucks in every CRUMBBB of food in his vicinity with one mighty bite. Some say when this creature returns from his trip down south, he will be big enough and hungry enough to devour the world in one bite. It often keeps 4 fingers pointed upwards for all to see, signaling how many times he has eaten at the restaurant chain of Chipotle that day. Beware of the Persian Lardass.

AHHHH GRANDMAAA, LOOK OUT, HERE COMES THE PERSIAN LARDASS!!!!!

by King of Valids June 14, 2022

On Larry

Affirmation of the sincere and undieing conviction that what one is speaking on is true, correct, and with out questions. More powerful than saying on god or I swear to god. In regards to the honorable Larry Hoover.

On Larry,Them young bucks is gay snitches

by ERICWRIGHT075 June 22, 2022

Ethan Larkin

Most likely to shag his own family member and likes to nonce on little children as a hobby whilst taking them to his basement where he keeps the starving children he stole

Ethan Larkin smells

by MrEggman August 2, 2022

Black Larry

A Black Larry is the type of person to be like super depressed but not really, extremely skinny but extremely strong, A huge dick, extremely tall, and very smart. A lot of people would describe a Black Larry as a nice person.

Random person 1: Yo I met a Black Larry today
Random person 2: really
Random person 1: yeh he really picked up that car off that child bro

by Karloane September 3, 2022

Brie larson

Another term for terrorist

Brie larson should be deported

by Black people are funny (sike) September 12, 2022

national larp day

lying about money/lifestyle (10/1)

hey lets go to /psn! its national larp day!

by planecrashingz_ September 24, 2022

Leattle Lariners

A play on the name of the Seattle Mariners due to the fact that every single season for their franchise has been an L.

Look at those sad Leattle Lariners fans. Their team hasn't even been to the World Series once!

by emmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm October 13, 2022